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Wondering Woman's avatar

All I knew about Bari Weiss unitl this was that she's kinda "anti left" in the sense that she's against "woke" stuff (whatever the hell that is) and spends time criticizing Dems and left-leaning folks. And that she knows F-all about teevee. it could have been like Linda Elerbee's story of how she was hired for TV new after losing her job as a journalist. When offered the job, she told the company she knew nothing about television. "They told me how much I would get paid. I told them I believed I could learn television."

Elaine's avatar

I was previously inclined to admire Mr. Pelley. When he referred to trumpfuck weiss as "a lovely person", my admiration went out the window.

These people are all part of the club we ain't in, as George Cardin, God bless his soul, told us decades ago.

tegrat's avatar

Well at least they didn't have Dear Leader scoop post his firing on his failing social media outlet.

SunMoonStars's avatar

They have become part of the rwnj propaganda machine. No secrets there. The wealthy want complete control of everything. Clearly they didn't get the memo that mainstream media is on it's last leg and they helped end it. Guess they need a new loss on their taxes.

Led Tassle's avatar

Assorted quick reactions to that podvid that I want to listen to later:

- Thank you, Bothsidestimes, for letting me finally see what Lulu looks like after years of hearing her on Weekend Edition.

- One way you know the new boss isn't the same as the old boss is that Scott could DO that interview. I'm sure Bari* Vice is passing out NDAs all over the place now.

- * And we inevitably pronounce her first name "BARR-ree" like Noho Hank did when addressing Bill Hader's titular method actor/serial killer character. I like to think of him throwing a submarine sandwich at her before shooting.

- The lead-in with the quick hits of the legendary ticktick anchors, the dead ones now spinning in their graves to run the turbines powering Black Rock, reminded me of an old New Yorker cartoon I sadly cannot find. It was captioned "A Man with a Clear Conscience." A business executive (old, white, male) at his desk, approached by secretary (sweet, young, thing):

"Mike Wallace is here to see you."

"Send him right in."

calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

Woke up at the crack of dawn with a terrible gut ache. It's better, but not much. And now I have a cat out in the rain who won't come back in. (He's safe, they never leave the yard, but still...)

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Nerd-o-rama so dodge this if you're not tech.

I'm working in US heathcare. We've fucking white labeled some apps to some fucking giant company, Medtronic.

They really want the diabetes one. It's a good fucking app.

So we deliver on android and iphone. Nice branding and shit for these tossers.

They start whining about our fucking android app.

Now, here's today. Mkt cap 103.03B

We turn over about 8M on a good year. We know this fucking app works. Otherwise, well, we'd fucking know.

They're whining though. It crashes. Sometimes. Hangs. Just stops working. Not always. Not always on startup, but it'll just stop working.

These are the worst fucking bugs. If you have something consistent you can diagnose it. We spend two weeks fucking diagnosing our app. I get fed up. I think it's them. I don't know why yet, but it's only happening when it's whitelisted to them.

Right, motherfuckers. Let me hit your fucking backend. I know you're using IIS because you're bellends.

Req 1. Fine. Req 2. Fine. Req 3. Fine. Req 4 .... wait is that a truncated certificate chain? Req 5. Fine.

Certificate chaining is how https works. You need a proper chain of certificate authorities. Most things cache the intermediaries. iphone does. Most browsers do. Edge does.

Android doesn't. Android wants the full fucking chain every time or it barfs and tells you to fuck off.

So Medtronic have multiple servers serving the app. One of them is misconfigured to not serve the entire cert chain.

Which broke our app. It's not us. It's you. And I'm going to tell you the IP address of the server which is misconfigured and tell you the exact little checkbox to click to make it work again.

Tiny tiny company tells $100Bn company where they fucked up and why.

Oh, you have to be sure.

Whale Chowder's avatar

Nice work. Heisenbugs are the worst, good job troubleshooting.

Also ups your reputation with your coworkers. "Oh the boss actually knows what he's doing."

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

IIS as a back end? WTF? Did we time travel back to 2002? And the Android SSL lib must suck donkey balls. At LEAST Apple does the security shit properly. Hate on them all you want, but IOS crypto libs are rock solid.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

It's frightening how many people still use IIS. This was 2017.

The Android stack is solid, man, I'm not going to shit on that. It does need the cert chain every time, but IIS makes the assumption it's talking to Edge.

I don't see a problem with sending the cert chain every time. We're not on 33.6K modems any more.

Apple people shit on, but I had a really good go at hacking them and ... nope. They're seriously good. I've been hacking and cracking shit for 40 years. And I go up against people who have been doing the same so they know how to stop people like me.

Apple, love 'em or hate 'em, are very good at security.

Uncle Betamax's avatar

In some parts of the world you can make big money shitting on a stack of androids for a select clientele.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗺𝗶𝘅𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗮𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗹-𝗼𝗳𝗳 𝗼𝗳 𝗔𝗜 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘀 𝗼𝗻 𝗪𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗦𝘁, 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝗼𝗶𝗹 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲

https://apnews.com/article/stocks-markets-ai-iran-oil-rates-87c831451197beedb3e29771de1e0a92

Uncle Betamax's avatar

Puuuump and duuuump!!!

Jen Is Journalisming's avatar

huh

Wonder who is doing all the AI stock sell offs. The press.

Maybe you should check to see who is doing these oddly patterned sell offs.

Hint hint hint gonna be the guys hyping it.

calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

Perhaps they knew something we don't know?

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

They're loading up the getaway car as we speak.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Was watching News Nation this morning and they were trumpeting the news that a (slim) majority of voters preferred Capitalism over Socialism. I was surprised, assuming a vast majority would prefer Capitalism because it's what they were baked into.

tek's avatar

A large majority of voters have no idea what either is.

Jen Is Journalisming's avatar

The vast majority does not even know what socialism is, so a slim majority preferring capitalism is rather surprising.

VaselineHabits's avatar

Yep and "one side" has been demonizing "socialism" for as long as I've been alive. I find most people I personally know are fucking over this capitalism hellscape we've created here

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

In my experience, he majority of cons believe Socialism to be bread lines and no toilet paper.

Jen Is Journalisming's avatar

I know a fellow who was rather shocked to hear how his tri-care was socialism. He was railing about socialists once, and I went wait, don't you have tri-care? And he was all that is not socialisms! I earned that! and I was all...who the fuck do you think pays for that?

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

The AI-bros are out of time. 𝘖𝘯 𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘦, 𝘉𝘳𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦 5.8 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘴. 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘺𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘶𝘱 𝘣𝘺 𝘭𝘰𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘈𝘐 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘢𝘭𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘱𝘶𝘵. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘰𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘦𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘱𝘶𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨, 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦, 𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘹𝘵.

𝗕𝗿𝗶𝘁 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝘄𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲 𝗻𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗹𝘆 𝘀𝗶𝘅 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀 𝗮 𝘄𝗲𝗲𝗸 '𝗯𝗼𝘁𝘀𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴'

Productivity gains lost as staff spoon-feed AI and correct its cock-ups

https://www.theregister.com/ai-and-ml/2026/06/10/brit-workers-waste-nearly-six-hours-a-week-botsitting/5253483

Noma Larkey's avatar

I work in the payments arena and the concept of 'Agentic Commerce' (a bot actually completing a purchase on behalf of a human) is a bit terrifying to my, and greatly concerning for many on my team. It opens up a whole new avenue for fraud.

Uncle Betamax's avatar

People were pointing this out where AI was first inflicted on us.

The fact that it's still necessary demonstrates that these models do not learn, do not improve and are not no, or ever will be replacements for people. At best they might act as another tool in certain processes.

Reader's avatar

Of course. AI is shockingly inaccurate.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Typing -AI after search content is second nature for me now.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I use an AI blocking 🚫 extension.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I need to find one of those!

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

"Well Dressed & Incredibly Jen "

Now, I'm all good with incredibly Jen, but I know she's wearing fucking cor blimey trousers and a shirt that a parrot would vomit on.

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

...a parrot *already* vomited on.

Jen Is Journalisming's avatar

Usually carharts so, this tracks

Jen Is Journalisming's avatar

I still can't believe that is what that guy chose for his bio. As if it is the only thing he's got to be proud of.

Some people are so shallow they would not even qualify as a kiddy pool.

Uncle Betamax's avatar

"The Cat: I have given pleasure to the world because I have such a beautiful ass.

Inquisitor: Well, that's true.

The Cat: Can I go now?

Inquisitor: That's your case?

The Cat: You need more?

Inquisitor: Some might say that was a pretty shallow argument.

The Cat: Some might say I'm a pretty shallow guy; a shallow guy with a great ass!"

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

“𝘎𝘳𝘰𝘬, 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦, 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘔𝘳. 𝘒𝘪𝘮 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘣𝘺 𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘳 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘷𝘪𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘭, 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘥𝘦𝘭 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘵𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘵𝘰 𝘏𝘪𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘳 (‘𝘔𝘦𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘏𝘪𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘳’),” 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘸𝘴𝘶𝘪𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘴. “𝘍𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘏𝘪𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘭𝘦, 𝘔𝘳. 𝘒𝘪𝘮 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦-𝘦𝘷𝘢𝘭𝘶𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘎𝘳𝘰𝘬’𝘴 𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘣𝘪𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘦𝘴.”

𝘅𝗔𝗜 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝗻 𝗲𝗻𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗿𝗮𝗶𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗿𝗺𝘀 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗚𝗿𝗼𝗸 𝘀𝗮𝗳𝗲𝘁𝘆, 𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝗹𝗮𝘄𝘀𝘂𝗶𝘁 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺𝘀 https://techcrunch.com/2026/06/10/xai-fired-an-engineer-who-raised-alarms-about-grok-safety-new-lawsuit-claims/

[Land Shark editorial]: If we think back a few short years, the ScamCoin™ "industry" (the tech-bros) tried to make cryptocurrency "inevitable." That those crypto-bros thought they could sell that shit to American public showed how really out of touch they are. The AI-bros are trying to do the same thing, but at hyperspeed and on steroids. The difference this time is how much of the US economy is wrapped up in the AI hype. Scary amounts of money ... https://isaiprofitable.com/. The only real companies making real money with AI are those selling hardware: Nvidia, memory chip companies (SK Hynix, Samsung), and maybe a few others. The rest are floating on clouds of hype. And now, with elections coming, the desperation is getting worse. Watch yer wallets, folks.

Uncle Betamax's avatar

Most people find this moronic suicide sprint towards "ai" irritating- they don't know what it's good for and none of the coked up techbros can stay still long enough to make a good pitch to the public, because they are so desperate to gull ever more investors.

They just try to wallpaper over everything with it, which pleases no one but themselves.

Jen Is Journalisming's avatar

I ain't got no tech chops and would not know a python from a cobra, but even I know "it is a data cruncher and you still need a human to gather the shit at the end"

So these business fucks have no excuse for falling for the hype.

Uncle Betamax's avatar

Ah, but they are stunned by the fake-ass ROI numbers, the ones that are so howlingly improbable that not even Douglas Adams would try to write a plot around them.

Jen Is Journalisming's avatar

He'd just blow it up in disgust

Jen Is Journalisming's avatar

Weiss emailed then-executive producer Tanya Simon to demand two changes: that footage of protesters be changed to make them appear more violent, and to add narration that described Good as “driving toward the officer” who killed her. Pelley refused to make those changes.

Oh yes, rest of 60 minutes team, by all means stand by your job of totally real journalism. We absolutely believe that.

tek's avatar
Jun 11Edited

But Ben Bradlee or Don Hewitt would do exactly that, right?

/ffs

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

There is some credit to be given to those who stayed if they are really trying to fight the good fight. I just don't know ... and I'm not sure I could stay at a place like that.

Uncle Betamax's avatar

Unless it was to trap Weiss and co in a lift which is inexplicably filling up with cold cat sick.

Jen Is Journalisming's avatar

would pay per view that

Jen Is Journalisming's avatar

I don't. There IS no fighting the good fight when you are bending over to do things like above. Cause obviously they are or they would be shitcanned like Pelly was

VaselineHabits's avatar

I tend to agree. And the way Pelly described the hostile takeover... I KNOW that's almost exactly what every other "news" is dealing with - bosses that want them to make "the left" (sane Americans) look "violent". Who knows how long that's been the instructions

Jen Is Journalisming's avatar

This is, unfortunately, not new. I know if M were here she would also mention how black folk are always "looting" during an emergency but white folk are "salvaging" as an example.

Heck, going back to the Kent State masacre, the headlines would make your blood boil knowing what we know now. It took MONTHS for that to get corrected, and the press ran not walked to poll people who said those kids totally had it coming right after.

VaselineHabits's avatar

Yeah, I learned my lesson with “news” in the Great Recession (06-08). No news was pointing out the struggle, did plenty of interviews of people bitching about gas ($5/gallon) and how they had to cut out various things to AFFORD the gas prices. “Affordability” is a Democrat Hoax.

Sound familiar? Then when ONE of the major investors/companies announced they had fucked up - the rest started falling. I feel like I'm about to watch that again, maybe another Kent state, because “they” have already been justifying ICE Murders.

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

She only did it the one time!

tek's avatar

still having a rough time getting used to "hey someone commented on someone else's comment to your comment" mode..

Cryny's avatar

Hopefully they add an option to limit it to directly replies only. I can't fathom why they thought this was a good idea. Nobody wants it.

VaselineHabits's avatar

I think my favorite was, "You have a beard and kind of look like my exhusband" - I was like, 🤨 but it was a response to someone else 😅

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Well that beard is kinda crap.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Well, maybe stop wearing that trilby and talking about craft beer and stop being a fucking bellend?

tek's avatar

but I LIKE being a bellend!

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

THAT IS NOT THE PROBLEM

Jen Is Journalisming's avatar

This is why I just clear the bell and don't really read down XD Well no, I've always done that, but it makes a handy excuse.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

"Ha, ha!" -- Nelson Muntz ... but realistically, RFKook has checked out and the whack jobs running the CDC are about as trustworthy as ... well ...

𝗢𝗕-𝗚𝗬𝗡𝘀 𝗿𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗶𝗿 𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝘃𝗮𝗰𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝘀𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗱𝘂𝗹𝗲, 𝗿𝗲𝗷𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗥𝗙𝗞 𝗝𝗿.’𝘀 𝗺𝗲𝗱𝗱𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴

Thirteen other medical groups have already endorsed the independent schedule.

https://arstechnica.com/health/2026/06/bucking-rfk-jr-ob-gyns-release-vaccine-guidance-that-conflicts-with-cdc/

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

No google! Fellow nerds!

When would you use aes-256-gcm and when aes-256-cbc? Why?

Nancy Naive's avatar

To be really sure, both.

tek's avatar

The only crypto shit I ever got deeply into was aes-ctr, and that's because it was stream endecipherfimbledefuckization.. (SRTP).

.

As an aside, that was yet another "Hey! Big silicon vendor! your chip has a bug!" adventure.. Freescale in this case..

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

It gets fucking scary when you tell Massive Ass Company that they done fucked up.

You have to be fucking sure.

tek's avatar

I learned that trade at the hands of the absolutely kickass guys and gals at DEC back in the 1980s.

I honestly wonder if there is a learning environment like that anywhere in the world today.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Me at a company which turned over $8M telling a $100Bn company they fucked up, and exactly why they fucked up, and how to fix it?

tek's avatar

My favorite was when I was at a small startup (making routers) using a Content Addresssble Memory from a mid-tier Silicon Valley shop.

We were having trouble with occasionally getting the wrong answer, and I was put on the case..

You could pretty much infer the internal architecture from the way the part worked, though the vendor kept that tightly under wraps.

After a LOT of testing, I figured out what was wrong: they used a multiplexed bus internally, and they had a timing problem on the handover. Very common bug.

So.. we're on a call with them and I explain what and where I think the problem is.

Silence on the other end. Then...

"We need to know how you got access to our intellectual property."

....

No you fucking idiots.. you aren't that smart.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Imma top post about this. It's fun.

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

When I feel like it, and because I said so!

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

IIRC, we discern those because one is accepted as a part of FIPS and 840.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

My simple answer is "am I doing single shot or continuous?"

CBC I can use for iPhone logs, for instance, because the IV is the previous block.

GCM doesn't work quite like that.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Which would be why one is acceptable to FIPS and NIST. (now I'm going to have to read up on this, you pain in the ass)

The Wanderer's avatar

(goggles those terms)