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Zyxomma's avatar

Thanks, $5F. I've detested Scott Pruitt for ages, now I loathe him more.

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shivaskeeper's avatar

In the video I also posted he admits to it, and says it had been a long standing practice in the House. That it was something that the House leadership should really look into making against the rules someday, be he would certainly never do it again. Which of course translates to, "I'll do my best to never get caught doing it again".

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JackLinks's avatar

I wonder if Pruitt is a top or bottom man!

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Dinz6315's avatar

Certainly when Martin Luther did his best work, if you believe some people.

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xintheline's avatar

OT: Drumpf just stepped in a big ol' pile of shit. Admitted on camera that he knew nothing about the 130K payoff to Stormy. Avenatti is doin' the dance. Lol!!

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Erala Contratista's avatar

Bet that makes his lawyer happy.Or not.Sheeesh

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

It's almost like Inception, only there's a big loud fart sound instead of that super deep foghorn.

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rtpoeman's avatar

"I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you...."

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Clearly it still exists, in Oklahoma, would you believe it

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

He should totally do it, because if he comes out as non-human, that proves he wasn't the Zodiac Killer

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SkinlessGenderlessMan's avatar

Still at work since 0630 - how's NOW sound? Trouble is, I have to drink where I don't have to drive.

On the beat, now... "I drink at home, yeeah, all by myseeelf, y'know when I drink at home, I don't have to explain it to the judge...."

Needs work.

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Queen Méabh's avatar

I have read dozens of articles in magazines with titles like "How To Tell If You Are An Alcoholic" and one of the questions is always "Do you drink at home, alone?" I always thought this was nonsense ... where else would a single person drink safely?

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Querolous's avatar

But lots of bile.

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SkinlessGenderlessMan's avatar

Bravo that!! Since zoning has made the neighborhood pub nonexistent in this here USA, there's noplace anyone with brain cells left to kill can reasonably go. Clubs, bars and other "destination drinking" sites are a bad idea.

That said, if I really wanted to go drink, Mrs. SG Man would drive, because we're drawn that way. Well, she is, anyway....

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Querolous's avatar

AKA a Möbius dick.

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