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As I used to tell my ESL students in Peru, "Yes, there's corruption in the US as well, just that people like you and I can't afford to buy politicians because they're too expensive."

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Airfare? Hand lotion? What a bunch of amateurs. The Shrub Madministration stole **BILLIONS** and not only got away with it but got the next president to protect them.

And why the frack does the EPA need a SKIF?

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The repub corruption is thick, deep, wide, and long... but in a bad way.

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So, no openings for toadies?

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What a conversation to be having.

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Class of '73. We had duck an cover drills for nuclear attacks.

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I remember thinking that the media should stay mum over Columbine because of copycats. I knew they wouldn't, and they didn't. FWIW, SWAT hung out outside for like, 45 minutes, while a teacher bled to death. Cowards. Now here we are some more.

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Fuck school sports. There always has to be a loser, and that was I. Such a confidence-builder during the formative years. Also, little league was rife with dad-politics. Good thing I learned early on that climbing mountains wasn't a "team" thing, but it sure gave me some cred.

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I understand the idea here, but my "mom" prolly would have let me take the bullet.

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I think I dated her.

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Also that sweet spot before the internet, social media, ubiquitous cell phones, etc.

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It is sooo nice to know that the government works for somebody. No wonder this piece of shit wants to get another job, this time as a senator and probably has eyes on how to make it work for him again.

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Can corruption ever be in a good way?

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"A billion here, a billion there and pretty soon we'll be talking about real money." Old US government proverb. I know, it kinda makes Pruitt look so small time.

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Senator Everett Dirksen of Illinois, an old-school Republican (from the days when some of them were actually sincere and could come up with a good joke)

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You're giving away your age, which must be similar to mine.

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