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this is probably true. but from the google maps, i thought la crosse sounded funny.

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Easy for JC to say. He was never sick a day in his life. And didn't have to stay home to take care of his elderly father or feverish child.

As for "general welfare", Rep. Broun (R-Dumbass) sez the Founders never intended that clause to mean "individual welfare" so Wilson and Roosevelt -- the only two Demoncrat presidents elected in the first half of 20th century -- were socialists. Broun knows the Founders' thoughts thanks to his paleotelepathy ability.

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I'm strongly urging Governor Walker to check that his Hepatitis vaccination is up-to-date, along with any other orofecal type diseases, so long as the food he consumes is handled by persons other than himself. It really sucks to be a jackass who depends on others to serve him or her food and beverages, according to various movies I've seen.

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upon reading this, i was thinking what an object lesson this should be for people who don't take the time to vote.

well, people who aren't teatards.

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I don't think Rush can be likened to an imp.

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With all these great ideas why is Walker not running for president?

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and in other WI news, scott walker reduced the minimum working age to 7, signed the Workhouse for the 21st Century Act and dedicated a new debtors prison in La Crosse.

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Hooray! Free woodies.

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Ronald Reagan for AIDS?

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Repubicans were for local decision-making before they were against it.

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