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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

If (when) this doesn't work out, he'll take a job as Director of Future Initiatives for the Cato Institute. First report: <i>It's the Morning After Again in America</i><blockquote>It's morning again in America. Today more men and women will <strike>go to work</strike> be unemployed than ever before in our country's history. With <strike>interest rates</strike> wages at about half the record highs of 2012, nearly 2,000 families today will <strike>buy new homes</strike> give up hope, more than at any time in the past four years. This afternoon 6,500 young men and women will <i>not</i> be gay married. It's morning again in America, and under the leadership of <strong>President Walker</strong>, our country is <strike>prouder and stronger and better</strike> non-union. Why would we ever want to return to where we were less than four short years ago?</blockquote>

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

This assface isn't qualified to be a Walmart door greeter. But hey...what do I know? I work for a living.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

It's part of the Christian ethos to forgive. Unless the sinner is a liberal.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Well, if by door we mean fat, stupid, 3 pack-a-day hover-rounders, I'd say hundreds. If by door we mean door, then I have no idea. I'll put this in the golfer "addressing" the ball category.

Just what does a golfer say to a ball, anyway?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Yikes...that's not a site you want to peruse when you're eating lunch.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

You have to work pretty damn hard to get 2 DUIs in Wisconsin given that half the state is in a bar on any given night.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

Why do all republicans look like child molesters, serial killers or Nazis?

Rarian Rakista's avatar

He definitely has a salad tossing face, nice bit of blubber to sit on.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

As someone who has awoken naked in a jail cell before I guess number 1.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

It is like the last bastion of aristocrats directing WWI.

fuflans's avatar

heck of a job, scottie...

PsycWench's avatar

<i>.. a bureau director at the state Department of Regulation and Licensing..</i>

A bureau director, that must be the person who signs off on the hunting licenses.

Ennui There Yet's avatar

And supplying the beer during the pheasant hunts.

Spurning Beer's avatar

<blockquote>Last week, Werwie described Deschane as a “natural fit” for the position at the Commerce Department.</blockquote> Yes, "commerce" seems just about right.

Spurning Beer's avatar

Hehe, you misspelled "peasant."