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Not shot on sight? I thought that was the preferred Red State greeting for any stranger who wanders into your house.

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Mmmmm...Wild Turkey.

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Let me just warn anybody from accepting a BJ from a chick with a mouthful of ginger ale. Sounds fizzy and sexy, but burns like a motherfucker.

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If the eagle has tears in its eyes (as it should), Walker has no idea why.

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I would have thought it would be all the R presidents playing cards. <a href="http://www.andythomas.com/0..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.andythomas.com/04linkpage.aspx">http://www.andythomas.com/0...

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I think that might be kinda soothing and cooling, but may god have mercy on your junk if you try some IcyHot, that shit is not cool or hot.

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Brilliant

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I can honestly say that I had never considered that...ever. However, there was a kid in my 7th grade class who had unnatural relations with his mother's ElectroLux.

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Safety word.

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his wife's maiden name is tarantino.

coincidence?

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I think Ben was thinking of the Wild Turkey, not the bloated butterball packed into factory farm feedlots. The wild turkey is actually a pretty smart bird.

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They make good mulch. Don't ask how I know that.

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I'm not sure why this is newsworthy? It's SOP for Repubicans to only care about children in the womb. Once they're born, If they get hungry or sick or a job, there's <i>nothing we can do</i>! It's all God's will and the market will decide. Welcome to GOP Jeebus's World kids.

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Off topic - The ABE is supposed to represent America: Power, Freedom, etc. In real life, the ABE is a scavenger that would just as soon eat something dead or steal food from another animal as it would swoop down from its aerie to snag the noble trout. Also, "For a scavenger like the bald eagle, a seal or deer carcass would be an unexpected large food supply. Rich in protein, the bodies will feed a group of eagles for days. <i>Though many calories will be obtained, they will be lost in fighting over the food."</i>"

Actually, the ABE is an apt symbol for the US after all.

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Nah...Walker is incapable of empathy. Rather than feel guilt, he would show the eyes off as party trick.

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Oops, I just inadvertently touched myself, too.

(Tweet to follow.)

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