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pursang833's avatar

Poor shaming makes Scotty smile....smile Scotty.....give the Koch's a big hug and your soul for all the money they've given you.

Ilgattomorte's avatar

You don't understand. The pee keeps them young. This is because they are dickheads. I don't mean this in the vernacular sense. They literally have dicks for heads. A dick without pee will soon shrivel, so wIthout pee they will die. The poor are a convenient source. Who wants the pee of the rich? Imagine Donald Trump's pee. You don't know where that shit's been.

JAWs's avatar

Rick Remender already had the perfect response to this.

willi0000000's avatar

but little scotty gets his tosharoon handed to him by the kochs . . . never had to fight for it like Piss Harry.

willi0000000's avatar

only withhold if he's on fire.

willi0000000's avatar

there's a way to keep him you know.

willi0000000's avatar

would that be "grind" or "puree?"

willi0000000's avatar

close . . . potassium nitrate can be recovered from solid or liquid bodily wastes (human or animal) . . . it, with charcoal and sulfur make black powder.

aka, saltpeter

willi0000000's avatar

Dunning and Kruger are fighting each other over who gets to test this guy.

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great idea . . . we should send some barley seeds to the ISS . . . that way the astronauts wouldn't have to drink iodine-flavored water.

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i'd rather point and laugh.

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koch think tankers don't think . . . they xerox

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I know, let's test everyone who receives public money starting with the Gov, everyone who works for him, all the elected state officials and legislatures and everyone on their staffs, and everyone from the CEO to the janitor of any company that gets a state contract, because we've got to be absolutely sure no public monies go toward buying drugs.

Jonathan Lawson's avatar

Gotta Own PeeGloming Onto PeeGiddy Over Pee

Dolmance's avatar

I would give my eye teeth to pee on that squinting little cocksucker.

JAWs's avatar

Well...only if we can then throw it in his face.