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Poor shaming makes Scotty smile....smile Scotty.....give the Koch's a big hug and your soul for all the money they've given you.

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You don't understand. The pee keeps them young. This is because they are dickheads. I don't mean this in the vernacular sense. They literally have dicks for heads. A dick without pee will soon shrivel, so wIthout pee they will die. The poor are a convenient source. Who wants the pee of the rich? Imagine Donald Trump's pee. You don't know where that shit's been.

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Rick Remender already had the perfect response to this.

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but little scotty gets his tosharoon handed to him by the kochs . . . never had to fight for it like Piss Harry.

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only withhold if he's on fire.

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there's a way to keep him you know.

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would that be "grind" or "puree?"

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close . . . potassium nitrate can be recovered from solid or liquid bodily wastes (human or animal) . . . it, with charcoal and sulfur make black powder.

aka, saltpeter

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Dunning and Kruger are fighting each other over who gets to test this guy.

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great idea . . . we should send some barley seeds to the ISS . . . that way the astronauts wouldn't have to drink iodine-flavored water.

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i'd rather point and laugh.

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koch think tankers don't think . . . they xerox

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I know, let's test everyone who receives public money starting with the Gov, everyone who works for him, all the elected state officials and legislatures and everyone on their staffs, and everyone from the CEO to the janitor of any company that gets a state contract, because we've got to be absolutely sure no public monies go toward buying drugs.

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Gotta Own PeeGloming Onto PeeGiddy Over Pee

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I would give my eye teeth to pee on that squinting little cocksucker.

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Well...only if we can then throw it in his face.

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