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I'll go fix some popcorn then we cans sit back in our recliners and laugh our asses off!

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That was my reaction also too. Where the hell was the follow-up "yes, but you've taken very strong (HA!) stances on issues relating to homosexuality...why would you take such positions if you have no opinion about whether being gay is a choice? How is it possible for you to not care enough to have an opinion on THIS, but to still condemn gay people anyway? Could you give us some insight into how you arrive at a position on this or any other issue?"

This shit writes itself... but from our super-ace kid reporter, Dana...nothing.

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His actions show that he was lying about not having an opinion...but don't hold your breath waiting for one of the intrepid journalist corps to call him on it.

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Explains a LOT about UPS.

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You can't be a GOP candidate for anything if you don't sound stupid all the time.

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I respectfully disagree. This is their most dangerous candidate. If things go bad, he can win, and he will become a monster in a heartbeat.

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And the funeral will be FABULOUS!!!

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"Andnobody yet has, nobody yet has explained to the American public whatthey know, and surely they know more than the rest of us know who itis who will be taking the place of Mubarak and no, not, not realenthused about what it is that that’s being done on a nationallevel and from DC in regards to understanding all the situation therein Egypt. And, in these areas that are so volatile right now, becauseobviously it’s not just Egypt but the other countries too where weare seeing uprisings, we know that now more than ever, we needstrength and sound mind there in the White House. We need to knowwhat it is that America stands for so we know who it is that Americawill stand with. And, we do not have all that information yet."-Sarah Palin, 02/06/2011

And what kind of dressing would you like on your word salad?

Um, do you have any vomit?

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That's because five UNELECTED ACTIVIST judges invalidated the "Statez Rightz" stalling tactic.

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As far as the gay thing maybe Walker had a bad college experience and it left a bad taste in his mouth...So he quit college to become a GOP nay sayer..hmmmmm ya never know he was acting a little skiddish on dem treky questuns

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Him and Trump would make good bed buddies.

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Bottom line is I dont see Walker making it into the main arena....He will get clobbered in debates..and he just looks like a DICK.

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Jesus wept (the Middle-Eastern kind, not the adopted King James blue-eyed version.)

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I love when they ask RWNJ these types of questions. He acts like he has no opinion, but he freaking does. He's just too afraid to piss people off with his answer. His hemming and hawing and bullshit is like watching a Miss America contestant answer when she's asked how she would solve world hunger, or the crisis in the Middle East. At least they have the excuse that these questions are above their pay grade.

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I've always found in quite interesting, even though it was an ancient Hebrew culture, how Mark, Matthew, John, Luke, Peter, Paul...were all given modern Anglican names.

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That's weird -- it is the same method that the ancient priests and shamans would use to get a glimpse of meeeeeeeeee e e e e e e...

(The Olmecs Taino of Xaymaca invented the unit of cannabis consumption known as the met'rec fuk'tun*. The system spread to Mesoamerica via trade with the Olmecs. You know about the Olmecs, right? They were the people who carved those realllllyyyy big heads ... )

____________________________________________________________*Transliteration of the Classical Period Mayan version of the term.

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