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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

So, his platform is to turn the entire country into a version of current Wisconsin? I hear that's not going as well as he'd like everyone to believe.

just_jim's avatar

Would he ever be mistakenly punched in the face?

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Proud To Be An American is by the Tubes. They won the Country Music Award for Song of the Year for that and used the award to get out of a ticket when they got pulled over by a Nashville cop on their way back to their hotel after the awards ceremony in a rented van filled with marijuana smoke. Like Cheech and Chong levels of smoke.

just_jim's avatar

The gilded age had too many alternatives for employees. Homesteading, gold mining etc. And too much income equality. These fuckers want the billionaires to own virtually everything, and the workers to have no options.

just_jim's avatar

Ah, Scott Walker, who smells like wet dog shit

FIFY

Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

Are these ... "cheese doodles"(?) some sort of American Ethnic food? Are they artisanal?

Hemp Dogbane's avatar

On Inauguration Day, pundits will look back and declare it was the giant styrofoam cheeseheads with Kill Davis-Bacon in red letters that helped Walker turn the corner.

Amalga's avatar

Since she is elected she pretty much can't be represented by a union. Also too.

Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

The idea of tapping either Carly Futanari or any Palin does not attract; indeed it is so far from attractive I am even now seeking the nearest Anchorite cell.

Arse Grammatica's avatar

Seriously this will happen unless we or someone wake people the fuck up.

SqueakyRat's avatar

That was cool, but you have to get rid of the "describes" before the pseudo-quote.

Granny Sprinkle's avatar

Scott Walker Revives Campaign With Promise To Bring Back Sweatshops By Publicly Felating KochsFIFY

unclejeems's avatar

Somebody slap that sneer off the face of that cretinous little nematode. And I say that with apologies to nematodes everywhere.

WampusKat's avatar

Yep:

Cato Institute: "The Education of a Libertarian" By [Libertarian billionaire] Peter Thiel, April 13, 2009

"I must confess that over the last two decades, I have changed radically on the question of how to achieve these goals. Most importantly, I no longer believe that freedom and democracy are compatible." [snip]

"The 1920s were the last decade in American history during which one could be genuinely optimistic about politics. Since 1920, the vast increase in welfare beneficiaries and the extension of the franchise to women — two constituencies that are notoriously tough for libertarians — have rendered the notion of “capitalist democracy” into an oxymoron."http://www.cato-unbound.org...

IF ONLY these Libertarian asshats would go ahead and shoot themselves into space as this idiot suggests. Instead, they're the main contributors to the campaigns of Christo-fascist tea baggers: http://www.democraticunderg...

Their poster child: "Ron Paul and the Neo-Fascists" (literally):http://www.dialoginternatio...

freakishlyterrified's avatar

It ain't Godwin if it's true.