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Poor Scotty doesn't realize what Trump figured out (or just instinctively knew): teabaggers are dumb, and you just have to promise that you'll solve all the problems, no worries, with secret plans that you can't disclose. So long as you promise vague laws and regulations and enforcement and action with cops and marines and guns and drones and bombs, that sounds like it will shit on minorities, ill eagles, and muslins, you're golden.

The Market Gardener's avatar

Hey, Canadians have more dignity that this POS. For the record.

Ron Fresquez's avatar

We are in complete agreement regarding this POS.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Didn't, Ah say, did NOT see that comin'!

- Foghorn Leghorn

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Don't come Up Here yet. We have our own stupid to endure for the next couple of months.

Thurman Munster IV's avatar

True dat. /s/ former Madtown Gooner.

Chuck Dickens's avatar

He doesn't want to answer questions because he never intended to answer any questions - his handlers promised him that his coronation was just a formality.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

As long as it works through November 2016 he'll be happy.

High Fastening Kung Fu Pants's avatar

Safire did have his moments, although I always thought "pusillanimous pussyfooters" was better.

willi0000000's avatar

"it's always bloody quantum."- Pterry

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

So that's who is stealing all those 420 signs

CognizantImpiety's avatar

Nah, I'm sure he would give you his entire 2 1/2 inches.

The Quirk's avatar

Nice article, but it implies too much brainz for Walker.

ThePuckStopsHere's avatar

A couple of months. That's how long the election run-up is in the Great White North. And our Canadian friends are bitching it's too long. I'll tell you what's scary, though. They are developing a right wing up there that sounds at times like a cut-and-paste version of our own. There goes the myth of Canadians being nice to a fault...among other things.

ThePuckStopsHere's avatar

I think, "How could this lug be chairman of the Milwaukee County Board of Commissioners?"