Despite the fact that presidential candidate Carly Fiorina (R-LOL) has explained that going places on airplanes -- like that know-nothing Hillary Clinton, who used to be Secretary of State -- is not the same thing as actual foreign policy experience, her likely rival for the nomination, Gov. Scott Walker of Wisconsin (R-Zzzzzzz), apparently is not paying attention, because
He don' drive no porch! He gots an outie!
If you like what Carly did to HP, you'll love what she does to the country.
Why have you bought into the lies? Elvis is alive! He'll declare his campaign in a few days, because the Republican primaries could use some more craziness.
I can see Germans liking football, so much more war like then soccer.
That derp face can not be President!
Only because he lost a bet, and he did call it off after the fourth date.
It'd be nice if we had a candidate who'd been on all-expenses paid trip to Afghanistan, Iraq or even good ol' Veetnahm.
The GOP is sure united against this Hilary woman. At least, until the debates begin. Or as I like to call them, the mention Obama/Benghazi/Christian Values/Monica L drinking game.
*hides the schmexy Cajun merman ornament*
"You Report, Wonkette Snarks"
He causes me to question the value of anonymity in the voting booth.
Caramel, lately ?
Sure, sounds like fun, what's the worst that could happen?
Well if this was a "Who's Face Most Resembles a Rat?" competition, Scott Walker would be king but sadly for him, it's not. As with all Midwestern Republicans Scott Walker is utterly bland and lacking in anything remotely resembling charisma. But like all Midwestern Republicans that bland exterior underlies a foul, rotting interior of whorish contempt for all but rich WASPs so that explains how he draws support- but he isn't gonna win. Nope won't happen because for lack of charisma and lack of results for people even to call him a boring but effective manager. If Wisconsin Dems knew their asses from a hole in the ground and didn't send the same guy against him multiple times Walker wouldn't even be a conversation....he sucks.