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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

CarnyCruz has adopted one too may aspects of the Joe McCarthy ethos. There were no good looks in the Fifities.

fuflans's avatar

oh don't get me wrong, if i had any money to bet, i'd put it on jeb. but i do think rubio's a dark horse. in spite of the sweat, he's heads and tales above the likes of walker - in charisma, public speaking, actual accomplishments, etc.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

This is good news for Goldwater.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

I just can't get past all that moisture! He doesn't really seem to be making much headway in the polls either. I think he's going to end up being someone's VP pick.

FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Goldtop Les Paul LIBEL!!1!1Eleventy-one11!

Granted, it kinda fucks up yer brand when The Nooge gets his pants-crap and gun jizz all over your product, but still…

And yeah, they have too many of FO's BoomerBux, but y'all can have my Firebird VII when you pry it from my cold, dead etc.

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Josh Duggar's Inaugural balls!!

FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

"Looks like you blew a seal."

"No, that's just ice cream"

The old punchlines are still the best.

FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Rmoney's riding high, getting paid by all seventeen campaigns not to get his Loser Cooties on them.

FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

"Heartland Institute"… Jeebus on a 50cc Honda, was there ever a more Orwellian name?

FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

"It's a slug, Mrs. Walker, it's a slug."

The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

Inaugural balls???? More like Inaugural ovaries, am I right?

The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

Well, Congress is on its SEVENTH investigation on Benghazi. So, they are at least thorough.

Vicarious Joy Thief Calimaria's avatar

He looks like a really slow Eeyore.

Vicarious Joy Thief Calimaria's avatar

How can someone who looks so bad in just about every picture make it as president? This is the image we want to send to the rest of the world? He looks like he can barely tie his own shoes.