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Oh, wonderful. A "stop having fun, guys" post. I suppose we needed one of these to round out our set of concern trolls. Do we get the commemorative plates or the toaster now?

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Let's take a Pole.

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"Sclimazel" is the one that comes right before "Hasenpfeffer, Incorporated", silly.

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Scotty was really on fire that day.

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Let's carve the whole thing up.

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All holidays are made-up, and so are the ways in which they are celebrated. Celebrating Hanukkah as a major holiday in just the way it is done here may not have the benefit of ancient tradition but there is nothing wrong or phony about it as far as I can see. My thinking on this is that from a sociological or anthropological standpoint the evolution of the Hanukkah celebration here in North America is entirely legitimate. (I am not Jewish and I am far too poorly informed to be able to say anything about the religious aspects of it.) And so for that matter has been the creation of and continued evolution of the celebration of Kwanzaa. All holidays are "artificial" and they only acquire weight as more and more people choose to observe them.

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Was the Molotov reference the result of too many cocktails?

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Actually he meant "Molotov", because the Jews are "da bomb".

Sorry, it was cheap. I know it, but it had to be done.

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'Oy gefilte' sounds a bit fishy to me.

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Walker should have installed that Hebrew spell checker add on.

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What a <em>mamzer</em>.

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Walleye'd like to see how far a Walker candidacy gets down the pike.

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He was <a href="https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Molotov%E2%80%93Ribbentrop_Pact" target="_blank"> really big into multicultural harmony</a>.

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Talk is cheap. If Scott Walker really wants to appeal to the Jooz, he should cut off the end of his dick.

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It happened when Walker was just a young whippersnapper.

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And keep it, and throw the rest of himself away.

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