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Lot_49's avatar

Don't forget to bring one of <a href="http:\/\/www.homedepot.com\/p\/Behrens-17-gal-Galvanized-Utility-Tub-3GS\/100186673" target="_blank">these</a>, and a bag of <a href="http:\/\/www.homedepot.com\/p\/Quikrete-90-lb-Concrete-Mix-110190\/100318523" target="_blank">this</a>.

Really won't need the galoshes at all; saves a trip to Nordie's. It's the green solution.

marxalot's avatar

Lips are getting tired? Oh! No, I got it: drymouth.

marxalot's avatar

The First Independent Church of Satan and Baseball would be happy to operate this booth. What's the average outdoor temperature in Madison in January? -10? Sounds great!

BarackMyWorld's avatar

"...you could go to the prayer breakfast wearing your yarmulke..."

Pray away the oy vey.

Incoming Ham's avatar

Those Boys and Girls should just pray they can skate with Scott Walker. Nearer my god to thee.

diogenez's avatar

He could raise some serious money with a "Throw stuff at the Governor" event.

Stuff like cheese. And shoes.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Because the Europeans never broke treaties between themselves or killed each other.

/Usual Callyson tagline

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Prayer doesn't work. Exhibit A: Walker's re-election.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Anyone who wants to pray with me, my price is only $20 payable to, say, the Iraqi Orphan Foundation. We offer 140 character prayers to @FSM.

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

I prayed for Scott Walker, but he's still here, fogging a mirror. Thanks <em>a lot,</em> Jeebus!

Reddishrabbit's avatar

It's not like there was ever war between the Europeans in the new world, no sir, none at all.

PubOption's avatar

When D'Sousa asked one of his interviewees "When you hear the name America, what do you think?", my first thought was jingoism, because that seems to be the context in which it is most used.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

There's not enough brain bleach in the world to erase that image. Thanks, Wookies!!