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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

I didn't know Kia was sick!

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mailman27's avatar

Scalia and Thomas get all the ink, but Alito is a savage little prick.

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mailman27's avatar

Or that you're an olds.

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Skwerl the taco hunter's avatar

Outward appearance.

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Lefty Frizzell's avatar

If I read Snipy correctly it's because the SC said that the judge can't change the jury decision but Alito is scraping around for a form of words that tries to make it sound like maybe the judge can change the jury decision, and staple it to the SC decision while nobody's watching.

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Shibusa's avatar

I was trying to make a pun but I think it was poorly executed.

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Lefty Frizzell's avatar

BOOM!

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Mr Sincere's avatar

Great reasoning by Alito. If the death sentence could only be imposed "if the facts were so clear and convincing that no reasonable person could differ", and the jury just recommended life, the only possible conclusion is that we have a jury of twelve unreasonable people. Take that, trial by jury!

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dshwa's avatar

Wow Alito is actually worse than Scalia.

Hey Pope Frank, isn't the Catholic Church opposed to the Death Penalty? Excommunicate this fucker to prove a point, if you don't mind.

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tomamitai's avatar

Or at least deny him the sacrament of the Eucharist, like some bishops did to pro-choice Catholic pols.

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Reddishrabbit's avatar

Maybe the judge should just ignore the guilty finding if these people are so unreasonable.

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Reddishrabbit's avatar

Maybe if enough of us join we can get Obama a job as president of the NRA.

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tomamitai's avatar

During the scourging scene, I half expected that the Roman soldier who was waiting for his turn to whip Jesus would start to "fluff" himself, like a guy in a gang-bang video waiting for an open hole. That is just about the sickest scene I've ever seen in a movie I never want to see again.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I think Alabama also lets a judge override the jury's sentencing decision, and at his sole discretion send a prisoner to death. This is more bad news for Judge Moore.

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tomamitai's avatar

Shit, they almost had that in the Zimmerman case, didn't they? I seem to recall that they weren't even going to charge him until it blew up on the intertubes.

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marxalot's avatar

I see Alito was leaning, as ever, toward a broad application of the quia ego sic dixit principle.

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