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Well, that's how it went last time. But I'm old enough to remember the trial of Alcee Hastings.

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Yeah well, that's how any impeachment "trial" of a Trump appointed judge would go, even if he was caught in bed with a dead girl scout.

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The common clay around here love him too much for that to happen, because stigginit.

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Remember that we get a new Senate in 7 months.

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And that's why everyone needs to vote, for the president and the down ballot races. We can't let this rancid pile of old turtle cloacas retain power.

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Yep, just like I was saying this morning.

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This is too true!

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Oh, he's in the high chair because they thought it would mirror the position of the real president in that picture?

Yeah, no. Baby slumps like a baby, and you just know that there's a hidden seat belt that they strapped him into so he can't throw himself out of the chair when he throws a tantrum. Seriously, the only way to make it clear that they're trying to compare this empty gourd covered in straw on a sack full of rotting manure with a famous Republican president is to pull back so far that it's not only clear that that's why he's posed that way, but also just how much he's overshadowed by his predecessor.

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As if a man would know what Boof Mckegger would do.Oh and welcome!

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She said no. It kind of came apart and scattered all over the well.

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Warning: some have suggested this is a similar hoax to that recently perpetrated by Hungarian Nazi Seb Gorka. Mitchell will claim tomorrow or the next day to be totally better and then say "told ya COVID was nothing! REOPEN AMERICA!"

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Thank you!

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He'll just sit on his couch in his underwear and Zoom everything.

If he keeps his pubes in his own house, I'm okay with that.

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Crip Dyke, cleaning and loading her assault rifle with a high-voting capacity magazine:

"I wouldn't be so sure."

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He can't if we flip the Senate, because he won't be Majority Leader.

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