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Joshua Norton's avatar

I wouldn't be surprised if SCROTUS (the Big Five) eventually holds that only Gay Corporations can get married.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>“You know, those who are homosexual will die out because they don’t reproduce,”</i>

Apparently, Pat is under the impression that being gay is a zero-sum game where there are only “X” amounts of gay people to go around.

Feckin' eejit.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>“You know, those who are homosexual will die out because they don’t reproduce,” the TV preacher opined. “You know, you have to have heterosexual sex to reproduce.”</i>

Unassailable logic. Now, if we extrapolate backwards, we find that everyone in the Old and New Testaments was gay. Even D_g.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

*sigh* Scalia and Thomas. It's <i>always</i> Scalia and Thomas. Why don't you two fellers just go and get a room?

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God Emperor Emeritus's avatar

I call Tennessee. I would say Mississippi, but I don't think they're in the 6th Circuit.

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bobbert's avatar

The Ortberg is quite hilarious.

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chascates's avatar

Saying gay marriage threatens 'traditional' marriage is like saying people of color attending majority white colleges threaten traditional education.

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bobbert's avatar

I might pick a nit regarding "created" and "oppressed", unless you are a LOT older than I am.

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bobbert's avatar

Also, in vitro fertilization is pretty well established these days.

Not that actually has anything to do with Pat's stupid/

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