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Hmmm. Seeing violence never made me want to commit acts of violence. Seeing images of sexytime (or reading about sexytime or anything remotely sexytime-esque) always made me want sexytime. Same holds true, now. Of course, when I was a kid, sexytime was far less demonized and valid information about having sexytime fun while avoiding getting preggers or getting an STD was provided throughout my public-socialist education, from 5th grade on. I guess I just don't understand why this country has such a hangup about getting laid, these days. Maybe some fapping will cheer me up. Also, too, snark fail.

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Kiss a tit = X rated shoot it off = PG 13

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SorosBot, you know you're kinda my hero, right?

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Yeah Uncle, me too, I'm so ashamed.

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Please explain to me. I'm kind of slow I guess.

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...only when a liberal justice is caught lying about a bj..."

/fixed

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Only for a teenage daddy. Wait?!?

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Give me the number; I'll call her for ya.

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<i>Because speech about violence is not obscene</i>

violence is as 'murkin as ringin those bells and firin those warning shots.

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somewhere, ginny thomas is drunk dialling in celebration.

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Just a few years go, folks got all upset about Janet Jackson's breast being kinda sorta exposed on national tv.

The Super Bowl started, and minutes into the game was a full screen shot of a player on the sidelines with blood pouring out of his broken nose.

Whiskey Tango Foxtwat?

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