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Screaming Alex Jones Says Evil, Soul-Killing Justin Bieber Isn't As Cool As Tesla, Magellan

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Screaming Alex Jones Says Evil, Soul-Killing Justin Bieber Isn't As Cool As Tesla, Magellan

Ken Layne
Feb 22, 2011
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Screaming Alex Jones Says Evil, Soul-Killing Justin Bieber Isn't As Cool As Tesla, Magellan

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Austin loon Alex Jones HAS HAD IT with "Justin Biebler," who is not at all cool like Tesla and Jefferson and Magellan. Bieber made us "stunted, weak, back-stabbing gibbering demons." THIS IS PRETTY MUCH TRUE! [ Alex Jones ]

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lljktechnogeek
Aug 22, 2023

I REFUSE to go along with this! I've seen through all your lies, Justin Bieber, you WICKED, WICKED DEVIL!

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JustPixelz: IV%'er
Aug 22, 2023

<i>"Kids! Magellan was way cool. He circumcised the planet, got killed by natives and almost none of his crew survived. Yo, Yo, How cool is that?!"</i>

Other cool things Magellan did: - invented GPS - almost wrote "Around the World in 1000 Days" - first spokesman for Dr. Schol's Gellin' food pads - circumnavigated Newt Gingrich

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