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I REFUSE to go along with this! I've seen through all your lies, Justin Bieber, you WICKED, WICKED DEVIL!

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<i>"Kids! Magellan was way cool. He circumcised the planet, got killed by natives and almost none of his crew survived. Yo, Yo, How cool is that?!"</i>

Other cool things Magellan did: - invented GPS - almost wrote "Around the World in 1000 Days" - first spokesman for Dr. Schol's Gellin' food pads - circumnavigated Newt Gingrich

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Hold it right there Mr. Sauce, if that is your real name. Edison was in favor of distributing electricity by DC which is a really stupid because it will only work over a short range and it’s a tremendous waste of power. Tesla understood that AC was the most efficient method and still is the way we distribute power today. Edison stubbornly tried to convince people that AC wouldn’t work and was dangerous so he electrocuted a live elephant to prove his point. Edison was an asshole.

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He did? Maybe he wasn't a total asshole.

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This is good news for Britney Spears.

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Alex Jones grew up with a Magellan swimsuit poster on his wall.

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