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PubOption's avatar

That avatar looks like Violet Carson. I can't imagine Ena Sharples wearing a thong!

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I thought there were 'fah' too many 'ahs' being pronounced.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Volume 12 in the <i>Official Texas Schoolbook Video History Series</i>

Available wherever fine VHS casettes are sold.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Isn't he busy trying to figure out what went wrong with "King" James and the Miami Heat?

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If the reality is that you're untalented and incompetent, an audience that studiously ignores reality is a godsend. There's money to be made in providing the teabaggers and fundies with bogus dreck like this -- and no shortage of grifters happy to take their money.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Maybe it can air on M-Tea-V.

WA Bishop's avatar

It's who we are! It's about *us*!

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He steals from the poor and gives to the rich....

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I smell a tie at next year's Oscars!

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that's fantastic. only i'm not meeting any firewalls tonight? possibly the weejee majic has gone before me and opened doors.

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<i>“Hollywood tends to make over the past in its own image – 18th century women become raging feminists; statesmen become agnostics or rakes.” </i>

Wait...is he saying Hollywood got something 2/3 right?

Because the idea of the founding fathers being big man-whores who never went to church does kind of have a mountain of supporting evidence.

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<a href="http:\/\/www.mcfergeson.com\/pics\/khan25\/wok1.jpg" target="_blank">Botany Bay? Botany Bay?!?"</a>

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Bundling was supposed to discourage fucking, though I'm sure no stats were kept on the actual success rate.

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<a href="http:\/\/i1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/thywouldsthit.jpg" target="_blank">Wouldst thou hit it?</a>