Uh, hurray! Coming soon to an Internet-capable computer near you is the world's first Tea Party teevee series, not about Michele Bachmann's trademark "demon eyes" makeup secrets like you might think, but an ultra-bizarre historical drama about an unmarried colonial teen mom named Sarah Palin Pine and how everyone in town must hunt down the man who impregnated her and force the pair to get married. Here is the creator, wealthy Hollywood wingnut James Patrick Riley, on why he made the show: "Hollywood tends to make over the past in its own image – 18
If the reality is that you're untalented and incompetent, an audience that studiously ignores reality is a godsend. There's money to be made in providing the teabaggers and fundies with bogus dreck like this -- and no shortage of grifters happy to take their money.
<i>&ldquo;Hollywood tends to make over the past in its own image &ndash; 18th century women become raging feminists; statesmen become agnostics or rakes.&rdquo; </i>
Wait...is he saying Hollywood got something 2/3 right?
Because the idea of the founding fathers being big man-whores who never went to church does kind of have a mountain of supporting evidence.
That avatar looks like Violet Carson. I can&#039;t imagine Ena Sharples wearing a thong!
I thought there were &#039;fah&#039; too many &#039;ahs&#039; being pronounced.
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Ef?
Isn&#039;t he busy trying to figure out what went wrong with &quot;King&quot; James and the Miami Heat?
If the reality is that you&#039;re untalented and incompetent, an audience that studiously ignores reality is a godsend. There&#039;s money to be made in providing the teabaggers and fundies with bogus dreck like this -- and no shortage of grifters happy to take their money.
Maybe it can air on M-Tea-V.
It&#039;s who we are! It&#039;s about *us*!
He steals from the poor and gives to the rich....
I smell a tie at next year&#039;s Oscars!
Thong of Tholomon
that&#039;s fantastic. only i&#039;m not meeting any firewalls tonight? possibly the weejee majic has gone before me and opened doors.
<i>&ldquo;Hollywood tends to make over the past in its own image &ndash; 18th century women become raging feminists; statesmen become agnostics or rakes.&rdquo; </i>
Wait...is he saying Hollywood got something 2/3 right?
Because the idea of the founding fathers being big man-whores who never went to church does kind of have a mountain of supporting evidence.
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Bundling was supposed to discourage fucking, though I&#039;m sure no stats were kept on the actual success rate.
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