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The Quirk's avatar

I need a couple sips of Pinot Noir just to work up the nerve to get into a voting booth these days. Gawd knows what I'd do fortified w/ tequila.

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The Quirk's avatar

The Worm Turns (your stomach).

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

We already have the Sweet Tea Mobsters via Freaknic The Movie, so yes.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

That is an ass kicking metaphor, my friend. Bravo!

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

Tequilla can be harsh, still not as bad as a 4 bottle red wine night.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Still beats the 4-year-long "morning after" the 2004 election.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Smooth" = When it strips off paint, it leaves a smooth surface.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Excellent way to being in all those disenchanted/disenfranchised Republicans!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Take your "brown" to the BrightFart site, father_moron ... they're the sort who'll find it amusing.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Admit it: after your fifth or sixth margarita, you'll be looking around to see if she's there.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

More or less my reaction to Rick Perry's presidential <strike>aspir</strike>abberations: "Read my lips: No more Texans!"

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The GOPpers tried, but they discovered that Mexicans make lousy teabagger material: they're devoutly religious, rather than rabidly religious.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Sentimental. Always crying out, "Oh, the huge manatee!"

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That's how you make it inclusive! (I make a wicked pomegranate margarita ... but I have no idea what sort of crowd that's going to attract.)

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Eeeew. That's gonna take a LOT of tequila (for the guy).

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Fartknocker's avatar

Yes I will. She teaches advanced flirting at the Texas Academy for MRS degrees.

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