There are many actual "Mexican-looking people" who live alongside their humorless Teabagger neighbors always crowding Arizona's legislative agenda with endless bills to outlaw brown skin, a project which brown-skinned people mysteriously do not appreciate. Luckily for people who do not love ethnic warfare, however, some of these Latino people are both tired of this and have a sense of humor about it, so they started the "Tequila Party." We seem to remember having joined a "Tequila Party" last weekend, so apparently they already got our vote!
I need a couple sips of Pinot Noir just to work up the nerve to get into a voting booth these days. Gawd knows what I'd do fortified w/ tequila.
More or less my reaction to Rick Perry&#039;s presidential <strike>aspir</strike>abberations: &quot;Read my lips: No more Texans!&quot;
The GOPpers tried, but they discovered that Mexicans make lousy teabagger material: they&#039;re devoutly religious, rather than rabidly religious.
That&#039;s how you make it inclusive! (I make a wicked pomegranate margarita ... but I have no idea what sort of crowd that&#039;s going to attract.)
I need a couple sips of Pinot Noir just to work up the nerve to get into a voting booth these days. Gawd knows what I&#039;d do fortified w/ tequila.
The Worm Turns (your stomach).
We already have the Sweet Tea Mobsters via Freaknic The Movie, so yes.
That is an ass kicking metaphor, my friend. Bravo!
Tequilla can be harsh, still not as bad as a 4 bottle red wine night.
Still beats the 4-year-long &quot;morning after&quot; the 2004 election.
&quot;Smooth&quot; = When it strips off paint, it leaves a smooth surface.
Excellent way to being in all those disenchanted/disenfranchised Republicans!
Take your &quot;brown&quot; to the BrightFart site, father_moron ... they&#039;re the sort who&#039;ll find it amusing.
Admit it: after your fifth or sixth margarita, you&#039;ll be looking around to see if she&#039;s there.
More or less my reaction to Rick Perry&#039;s presidential <strike>aspir</strike>abberations: &quot;Read my lips: No more Texans!&quot;
The GOPpers tried, but they discovered that Mexicans make lousy teabagger material: they&#039;re devoutly religious, rather than rabidly religious.
Sentimental. Always crying out, &quot;Oh, the huge manatee!&quot;
That&#039;s how you make it inclusive! (I make a wicked pomegranate margarita ... but I have no idea what sort of crowd that&#039;s going to attract.)
Eeeew. That&#039;s gonna take a LOT of tequila (for the guy).
Yes I will. She teaches advanced flirting at the Texas Academy for MRS degrees.