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I love Maine and wonderful friends there. I am trying to stay away until the state regains its sanity and elects someone who doesn't ride the short bus to his office.

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Right on, sir.

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The resignation mailIn MaineRains wholly onLaPage

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So LePage is a knock off Dittohead? I have never heard anything so pathetic.

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"If you want a good education in Maine, go to a private school. If you can't afford it, tough luck." ~Governor LePage 2012 speech

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Hey, there's some cool kids on that short bus. Don't drag them into it. I'm sure he rides something classy, very luxurious. Like a Pontiac Aztec: Trump edition, with real ivory inlays.

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Because they are?

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Only half?

Maybe the half in the middle?

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My fave LePage moment.Oh Paul, don't ever change:

https://youtu.be/jq40xCUVocM

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Please. Scott Walker has shit on his own state in more ways than this dopey Elmer Fudd lookalike could ever imagine.

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Ok,maybe 3/4. His mouth is remarkably like an anus in appearance and functionality.

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...and to think that I left perfectly sane Minnesota to return to this state... Jesus Horatio-Hornblowing Christ...

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Not Canadian, but he did live there during Vietnam.

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Any time friends yammer on about 'we should have a third-party candidate for a real choice' I tell them about this dumb creep.See also Ralph Nader.

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Well if he decides to become an astronaut he better start practicing begging Russia to carry him into space. Because apparently America has no money for exploration and knowledge but lots saved up to control how their fellow citizens live their private lives...yay Conservative Regression™ Paving the way to a future indistinguishable from the past...

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Maine used to be such a nice backwoods state, When did it become the Appalachia of New England?

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