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cessnadriver's avatar

Queeg steaming over his own tow line.

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cessnadriver's avatar

What happened to "The Greatest Deterrent Force the World has Ever Known"?

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The Librarian's avatar

Ah, yes! Leave it to me to think of a worst case scenario. I really dislike those DeVos, etc., asshats. Rusty chainsaw votes!!!!

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SDGeoff3's avatar

; )

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

UPVOTED for Zeno's Paradox riff.

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nobleknight2's avatar

Obviously likes it up the butt!!

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harryeagar's avatar

My father was an officer on a destroyer in the Pacific during World War Ii and his ship had no port calls for 30 months. Many ships did the same. So boo-freakin'-hoo about the deployments.

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Moar Wordz's avatar

Cannot stop laughing

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Moar Wordz's avatar

That family embraces the idea that advances in education are detrimental for everyone. They really mean detrimental to core conservative values.

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cessnadriver's avatar

They court martialed Glenn Brindle after his ship was hit by a missile while he was asleep.

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DarkSyn's avatar

Captain Brindle aboard the USS Stark guided missile frigate was responsible for the ship regardless. It's odd to me if he was in his rack asleep why the OOD wasn't charged as well.

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Wes's avatar

$10 says Eric Prince secretly has the homolust and is a bottom. People who rail against it that hard (and that stupid) definitely have something to hide.

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Michael Rappaport's avatar

So is he a brave boy or a whiner? Pillowbiter or weeper?

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

SHHHH! Gay Jews are our ultimate weapons!

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

shame it thumped neither of them on the head. They could use a swift course in gravity.

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Never on a first date.Second date however....

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