Who are these you people who insist on making mockery of Mittens Romney, His Lord High Hairgel? Why have they not yet been put in a quiet room, in Guantanamo? Beats us. And better yet, find them and beat them! [ AmIARomney ?]
<i>Well</i> then. Take our next <i>ARE YOU A</i> challenge:
If you barely make the rent each month for a ramshackle apartment on the 5th floor in a 130 year old building that hasn&#039;t had a working elevator since the Eisenhower administration; if your aging diabetic widowed mother lives with you and hovers near death constantly because her medication and testing supplies sometimes stand in the way of you all eating; if your recently graduated from high-school son <i>and</i> your husband both have no job prospects whatsoever; if all of that is true and you <i>still</i> insist on voting for the candidate whom would mercilessly crush you under heel and simply throw away the shoes as spoiled afterward; well then you might be instead ...
Yeah, you always wanted to beat up the kid who had all the toys, would never share, even if he wasn&#039;t using them. No joke, in pre-school I had a kid throw a dump truck over a fence so I couldn&#039;t play with it, he didn&#039;t even want it, just soI didn&#039;t get to use it.
wut?
Not an Rmoney? No? Hmmm.
<i>Well</i> then. Take our next <i>ARE YOU A</i> challenge:
If you barely make the rent each month for a ramshackle apartment on the 5th floor in a 130 year old building that hasn&#039;t had a working elevator since the Eisenhower administration; if your aging diabetic widowed mother lives with you and hovers near death constantly because her medication and testing supplies sometimes stand in the way of you all eating; if your recently graduated from high-school son <i>and</i> your husband both have no job prospects whatsoever; if all of that is true and you <i>still</i> insist on voting for the candidate whom would mercilessly crush you under heel and simply throw away the shoes as spoiled afterward; well then you might be instead ...
Yeah, you always wanted to beat up the kid who had all the toys, would never share, even if he wasn&#039;t using them. No joke, in pre-school I had a kid throw a dump truck over a fence so I couldn&#039;t play with it, he didn&#039;t even want it, just soI didn&#039;t get to use it.
Shit. Romney&#039;s already on the $250,000,000 bill.
you have 4 Cadillacs, 2 Land Rovers, and someone who shovels all the shit that Ann&#039;s horsey makes
And to think 150 years ago his forefathers had to flee to Utah for their lives!
You know, any guy who would want to deal with more than one wife is just fucking nuts.