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Trump May Have Finally Found an Attorney General With No Limits

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Since he's confirmed of being listed in the Epstein files I'd guess he has has nothing to lose and everything to gain.

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Trump finally found his 'Roy Cohn' . . .

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I got my very best speeding ticket racing a cropduster on a back road into the Sandhills in Nebraska. I was doing about 95 mph in a car not even remotely built for it when I came over a hill. And there was a trooper!

He pulled me over, ran my plates, and walked up to my car with a ticket. No 'Do you know why I pulled you over?' or any of that. He growled 'Don't do that again' and left.

I haven't, but boy was that fun!

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Exclusive: Congresswoman Lauren Boebert speaks out as her son Tyler, 21, is charged with sexual exploitation of a child

"Boebert told the Daily Mail, 'I love my son. We take these allegations very seriously and pray for everyone affected during this challenging time.'"

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16041873/lauren-boebert-son-tyler-accused-sexual-exploitation-child.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&ito=social-twitter_mailonline

Not sure why Daily Mail is her official Newspaper of record.

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Worst "Airplane" remake ever

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I'm will spend the next two plus years resting my eyes. My $400K salary to the deferment monkey fund.

I do this for you.

tehbaddr's avatar

Did you bring enough for the whole class?

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"At one year, you should have 5 separate visits for vaccines rather than getting them all in the same day. I've seen proof of where they have a vaccination thing that looks like the size of a bottle of soda and pour it into a little child's body."

- President Stinkypants, earlier today

And not a single person in the room had the guts to stand up and say, "That's just bullshit, man." Anyone who has ever taken their child for vaccinations KNOWS this is utter bullshit. It's demonstrably false. Why does this spiteful, incontinent moron get to make patently false claims every single goddam day without ANY pushback whatsoever?

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As someone who works in the industry, all of this just DESTROYS me. Like, NO. ALL OF THIS IS WRONG.

As an aside, my company actively hates Trump and RFK, Jr., like not even subtly. And it's not money-stuff. They just actively hate their anti-science stupidity.

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And apparently they are going to break up the MMR into 3 separate vaccines. With nothing to substantiate any of this.

And putting into place laws about religious and parental exemptions from vaccines for their children.

EyeQueue's avatar

Won't ever happen. They are all cowards.

They did ask about paying five separate co-pays and how that would affect working families and he rattled off something about how they will help the families, blah blah blah, and no more was said about it.

No pushback or follow up questions or how will that work...nothing at all.

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They gonna compensate them for taking time off work, transportation, etc. as well??

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𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓!!!

That's all I have at the moment. I think it's a good start, though.

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/quickly assesses collection of clown bondage gear

gallbladder's avatar

How are we for that and cream pies? We're looking to re-invent Vaudeville tonight.

Clammed Can Monster's avatar

Make sure to spell it with a "b", they like that.

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I was really excited for a minute there. I thought he was hiring Gamera, friend to all children.

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Composer, arranger and bassist Chuck Israels is 90 years old today. Here he is in the Bill Evans Trio playing "Come Rain Or Come Shine" on the BBC program Jazz 625:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYZ01tvlZU4

And here he is backing mezzo-soprano Joyce DiDonato on a Tiny Desk Concert in early 2020. Israels won a Grammy for his work with her:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4Al4EM0Ni4

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It blows my mind that I’m two degrees of separation from Bill Evans. An old friend of mine, now deceased, got the trio gig when Scotty LeFaro met his end in Ithaca.

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“𝘚𝘦𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘦𝘯𝘷𝘪𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘥 𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘸𝘦-𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢 𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦, 𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘧𝘭𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘣𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺.”

𝗪𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗭𝗼𝗼 𝗘𝗹𝗲𝗽𝗵𝗮𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝗔𝗿𝗲 𝗥𝗲𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝗻 𝗔𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗮, 𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗲’𝘀 𝗛𝗼𝘄 𝗚𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗶𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗦𝗸𝗶𝗹𝗹𝘀 𝗔𝗿𝗲

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/when-zoo-elephants-are-rewilded-in-africa-heres-how-good-their-coping-skills-are/

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This is wonderful, thanks! I will take these rewilded elephants as inspiration for my retirement from corporate culture.

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Aside from the unexpected cross-ideological praise, the big news here might be that AOC is getting her teeth straightened.

𝗞𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗲 𝗠𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗿 𝗱𝗲𝗳𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗢𝗰𝗮𝘀𝗶𝗼-𝗖𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗲𝘇’𝘀 𝗲𝗴𝗴 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗷𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗲𝘆: ‘𝗪𝗲 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗰𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗯𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁’

https://thehill.com/homenews/media/6020372-katie-miller-defends-aoc-egg-freezing/

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It should damned sure be cheaper.

gallbladder's avatar

When can we freeze Katie Miller?

Pauly2coffees's avatar

Young, inexperienced, and untrained, just like I like my air traffic controllers!

lmurr's avatar

Just keep them supplied with Red Bull and Hot Pockets and it will all be fine.

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Prime qualities for abuse victims and scapegoats.

C&A Bongo Man's avatar

It'll be fine until they work out how to get to the easter egg version of Excel. Then planes will be dropping like flies as they discover the joys of macros.

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Hi Wonkets. Here is your evening Zelenskyy. I am honestly impressed with his stamina; this isn’t a President falling asleep, wearing a stupid wig, spouting absolute nonsense, and shitting himself. https://www.president.gov.ua/en/news/bude-bilshe-ukrayinskih-dipstrajkiv-yaki-mayut-demonstruvati-105769

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"Worse on Purpose" ... brand names that are now shit, thanks to buy-outs by private equity: https://ledger.worseonpurpose.com/status/avoid

Pay for the brand trademark, fire everybody and sell off the assets, and slap the formerly-respectable brand name on cheap crap made on contract by the lowest-bidder Asian factory ... but keep the premium prices until the public wises up. Then buy another brand and repeat the process.

I wondered about the sudden enshittification of Eddie Bauer and Land's End ... this explains it. Not sure what to buy now ... anybody know if L.L. Bean is still good?

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this is why I read the Wonkette

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Funny ... Land's End went through all that, and then the company has returned almost to it's earlier level of quality. But it took a decade.

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Funny (not in a "ha ha" way, though), I was just reading remarks from a friend who complained that the chef's pants he had been buying for thirty-odd years have suddenly gone to shit. I suspect it's the same story.

Sherry's avatar

Same for my husband's work boots.

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I for one am bedazzled by some of these new product names like RHYTHEEU, GHJKITI, and FVWRTK. All of them being some form of youth-preserving facial creme.