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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

"Sean Hannity posted some of his lowest numbers ever in his new 10:00 pm time slot."

So now he's turned the asshole dial up to 11?

The fact that it was already at 10 is probably why so many people could no longer bear to watch the prick, so this ought to work out well.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

He probaby wants to leave because people on the sidewalks are calling him an asshole to his face, everywhere he goes. (Extrapolating from what I would do, OK -- but that's my story and I'm sticking with it. Because it's probably correct.)

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The Quirk's avatar

Slapping some broad to show her who's boss!

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The Quirk's avatar

Or send it to Detroit.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Hannity always exemplifies every virtue of wing nuts - stupid, shouty and smug

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I think that's a direct quote from the Fox News employee handbook.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I doubt this guy got much since he wasn't selling the face's offense or letting him win clean.

(Yes, I speak pro-wrestler.)

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Fair enough.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

spastic, incontinent monkey libul!!1!

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

Dear Sean,

If Person Q repeatedly plunges a rusty garden tool into the orifice where your pea-brain resides and you -- after experiencing significant "discomfort" -- decide you've had enough and ask Person Q to stop, then <i>what do you think the proper proportionate response [from Person Q] is</i>?

(Take your time; it's a trick question.)

Sincerely, MM

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

If anyone had a thicker head than Hannity, the moon would have a different orbit.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Jesus, with all that pants-shitting hyperbole, Hannity is the new underwear bomber.

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bobbert's avatar

I think the only reasonable approach to being on Hannity's show would be to take advantage of every mic opportunity to say "Sean, you're a pussy." Just repeat until you get cut off, then mouth it really exaggeratedly, flip him two fingers (the rest of the world will understand) and walk off.

Edit: you have to admit, it would make good youtube.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Has he moved out of New York yet? I want to know if it's safe to visit.

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diogenez's avatar

Oh, Yousef - never talk to Hannity.

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