Sean Hannity Is Freaking TF Out, Y'all
Is this Arizona abortion thing the end of Donald Trump's chances forever and ever? Maybe!
We are not certain, but it appears Sean Hannity’s inner monologue after that Arizona supreme court abortion ruling, the one that allows the enforcement of Arizona’s 1864 pre-statehood abso-fucking-lutely batshit total abortion ban, is FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! FUCK! FUUUUUUUUUCK.
A lot of right-wingers are freaking out. But Hannity? Y’all, he’s incredibly stupid, and he’s a ride-or-die permanent resident of the inside of Donald Trump’s butthole. He is freaking the the fuck out.
Here is Hannity on his show last night, panicking and pissed off, his voice nearly breaking, about all the things the Biden administration blames Trump for. One of them — “this is pretty humorous,” he says — is the Arizona abortion law! Oh, he is so mad/sad/losing his fucking marbles right now.
Can you imagine? How can you blame Trump for that?
You know besides the obvious, the thing about how Donald Trump snaked his way into the White House with foreign enemy help and James Comey enemy help — but still lost like a fucking dog in the popular vote — then proceeded to make several illegitimate, extremist partisan hack Supreme Court nominations, building a court that did indeed overturn Roe v. Wade, which opened the door for states to enforce bugfuck Civil War-era abortion bans, and that’s how you can blame Trump for that.
It’s kind of a direct line. Simple. Easy to understand.
Sean Hannity might not understand it, because again, very stupid guy, but know who does understand it? Voters. Especially since Trump is always taking credit for killing Roe.
In that clip, Hannity was also near apoplectic that Biden blames Trump for COVID deaths and COVID school closures. It’s probably because Biden can look at a calendar and see when a million Americans died of COVID, and it wasn’t when he was president. You know who else can look at calendars? Voters.
After the Arizona supreme court ruling came down, Hannity begged begged begged Arizona Republicans to fix it by going ahead and repealing that dumbass 1864 abortion ban. Arizona Republicans did not do that. As Media Matters explains, the fact that the 1864 ban remains on the books is 100 percent Republicans’ fault, but that’s not stopped Hannity from trying to blame it on Democrats.
Know who knows it’s the Republicans’ fault, in Arizona and Alabama and Florida and all the other states? Voters.
We get why Hannity is pooping his pants. Between all this abortion stuff and the fact that Donald Trump couldn’t hold the scary criminal trial devil at bay — his first one starts Monday! LMAO! — that just could be the fuckin’ end of Donald Trump.
Suck on it.
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Trump couldn't even run a business without failing or cheating. His casinos went broke, every side business other than things related to real estate went broke. As it looks like Truth Social will do soon. He somehow polished the turd of his business skills on The Apprentice, where several people said his stupidity quickly became evident. Then proceeded to build on that as a property manager, not a developer. Putting his name on buildings that he had no part in building. With an occasional venture into condos in Florida that he rented to pregnant Russian women so their kids could claim American citizenship or launder money by making cash sales well above market value to Russian citizens. Which of course the government repeatedly ignored.
If you want a business pro to run the government, which itself is a bad idea, at least pick one who is successful. Not an imposter with no substance other than boosting his image by putting gold toilets in his 30,000 square foot condo which is actually one third that size, and fill it with gaudy fake Louis XIV gilded furniture. His kids are no better. Frick and Frack are living off dad, and the smart one, Ivanka, manage to get out before the shit hit the fan by marrying another grifter and slum lord that padded his fortune with working for himself instead of the government while Trump was in office. In fact she narrowly avoided a criminal indictment for lying about properties to get people to buy, saying buildings were 80% filled so yo better hurry up, when in fact they were about one third full and sales not moving very quickly. Add in the ban on working for any charity in New York because of mishandling their namesake charity, a settlement for the fraud in Trump University, a criminal judgement against the Trump organization a few years ago, and of course the myriad civil and criminal actions in the past two years. So this is the person Hannity and millions of MAGA cult members think should run the country. Even after seeing the grift, corruption, and failure of his previous disaster as president. Where Kushner got a billion dollar bailout on real estate fiasco no bank would touch, Trump himself getting some loans from friendly billionaires that no bank wanted to have anything to do with, and of course his grifting off of simply being president, with his regular golfing weekends to his own golf courses and the money going into his pocket from dozens of people forced to use his facilities all the way to diverting US Air Force flights to a small out of the way airport in Scotland that conveniently had only one place to stay overnight or get meals, his Scottish golf course. So he made a few bucks and the government spent thousands of dollars by diverting flights. And of course things like Saudi Arabia renting blocks of dozens of rooms at his DC hotel and never staying there.
Then get into his failures as a leader. Which would take me an hour to list partially. But people here know most of them already.
Ya know what? I don't want Hannity pissing himself in "terror" over the probable loss by his orange gawd of the next election; I want him pissing himself in ACTUAL terror like so many people have felt under that self-same failed rapist.
Hey Sean - remember the tiny children torn away from their parents and held in cages? Bet they were kinda scared, don'tcha think?
What about the protesters who were arrested by black-clad steroid monsters with no insignia and thrown into unmarked vans? You think one or two of them might've been a tad afraid?
What about Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss, forced into hiding by your and your failed rapists' constant lying that they were doing something nefarious in the 2020 election? I bet they were a little scared.
I'm just saying I'd like to see Sean and his ilk suffer a tenth of what the rest of us have actually experienced. Get back to me when they're *literally* pissing and shitting themselves as they cry for their mommies.