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cry harder dude - something something chickens something roost. also isn't there a saying about backing horses?

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Hannity's makeup needs work.

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Sean constantly shitting himself in panic is the reason Trump wears diapers.

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Ta, Evan. Isn't freaking the fuck out Hannity's default setting?

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Right-Whinge Idiots are always Late To The Poopatorium. Just like their Avatar Of Pants-Shitting, Il Grande Poop-Bah himself, Don PoopLeone.

Same thing tends to happen to those they feed upong their generous diet of Shite-and-Panic.

Bluergh.

You'd think they'd wise up, somehow and somewhen. But nah.

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Apr 12·edited Apr 12

Hopefully Hannity will stroke out soon.

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Once again, Hannity is too stupid to understand basic facts.

We Democrats don't hold Donald Trump personally responsible for all those horrible things in that screen shot. We hold the entire fucking Republican Party responsible for each and every one of those horrible things.

Oh, and Republicans? We are going to Fuck. You. Up. come November.

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Hannity should go back to roofing or bar tending - something worthwhile and not as humiliating as his current vocation.

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Only chumps vote for Trump.

Pass it on.

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One thing is now clear. Republicans care more about holding on to power than those “precious babies.”

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"Let the states decide!"

Arizona decides to revive 1864 anti-abortion law.

"NO NOT LIKE THAT!"

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100 million women are ready to vote and they ain't voting gop...

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Hannity sounds like he had a rendezvous with a whiskey bottle.

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Didn't Hannity tell Charles Grodin that that he'd get waterboarded for charity?

We're waiting....

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Apr 12·edited Apr 12

‘Sfunny…folks are wondering why Mr. I-Did-Nothing-Wrong! is so freaked out over Monday’s trial, as is Hannity. Of course, we all know why. He’s apoplectic because the headline, real soon now, is going to be Stormy’s characterization of his mushroom dick and then what is Sean going to say? “I’ve seen it, and that’s fake news!”?

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