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GrannysKnitting's avatar

cry harder dude - something something chickens something roost. also isn't there a saying about backing horses?

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kmblue187's avatar

Hannity's makeup needs work.

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David Hendrickson's avatar

Yeah, but not as much as what's, *inside* his head.

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Devilish Ledoux's avatar

Sean constantly shitting himself in panic is the reason Trump wears diapers.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. Isn't freaking the fuck out Hannity's default setting?

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Virgiebeach's avatar

Right-Whinge Idiots are always Late To The Poopatorium. Just like their Avatar Of Pants-Shitting, Il Grande Poop-Bah himself, Don PoopLeone.

Same thing tends to happen to those they feed upong their generous diet of Shite-and-Panic.

Bluergh.

You'd think they'd wise up, somehow and somewhen. But nah.

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Atrele Kasha's avatar

Hopefully Hannity will stroke out soon.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Once again, Hannity is too stupid to understand basic facts.

We Democrats don't hold Donald Trump personally responsible for all those horrible things in that screen shot. We hold the entire fucking Republican Party responsible for each and every one of those horrible things.

Oh, and Republicans? We are going to Fuck. You. Up. come November.

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MTE_NYC's avatar

Praying for that to happen in November, fingers crossed!

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

He gets paid to be that stupid...

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Hannity should go back to roofing or bar tending - something worthwhile and not as humiliating as his current vocation.

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Tosca's avatar

You want to put HANNITY in charge of people's drinks? So they don't even get to cover them? Uh, no.

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Dave's Not Here's avatar

Only chumps vote for Trump.

Pass it on.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

One thing is now clear. Republicans care more about holding on to power than those “precious babies.”

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Brianna Amore's avatar

Bingo. Their reaction is a CLEAR tell that they don't actually believe in saving babies. Because if they actually did then they would do something about all the gun violence in our nation's schools, for example.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

We’ve known for decades that they don’t give a shit about children once they’ve left the womb.

“If you’re preborn you’re fine. If your preschool you’re fucked.”

George Carlin said that back in the 1970s.

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Brianna Amore's avatar

"Let the states decide!"

Arizona decides to revive 1864 anti-abortion law.

"NO NOT LIKE THAT!"

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Runfastandwin's avatar

100 million women are ready to vote and they ain't voting gop...

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

Hannity sounds like he had a rendezvous with a whiskey bottle.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I imagine there's a lot of day drinking going on these days in the Republican Party.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

it's like the lyrics to Mother's little Helpers up in there.

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El Bastardo's avatar

Didn't Hannity tell Charles Grodin that that he'd get waterboarded for charity?

We're waiting....

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Zyxomma's avatar

No, he told Keith Olbermann he'd get waterboarded for charity, and like the coward he is, never followed through.

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Lady MS's avatar

‘Sfunny…folks are wondering why Mr. I-Did-Nothing-Wrong! is so freaked out over Monday’s trial, as is Hannity. Of course, we all know why. He’s apoplectic because the headline, real soon now, is going to be Stormy’s characterization of his mushroom dick and then what is Sean going to say? “I’ve seen it, and that’s fake news!”?

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Rev. Travis 🍄's avatar

🍿🍿🍿

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