It turns out that CPAC 2015 was pretty much a Cavalcade of Conservative Comedy. In addition to the sly wit of Rick Santorum's Birther joke, Sean Hannity did this hilarious routine about how Barack Obama keeps blaming Bush for everything! Talk about a fresh idea! Except it sort of went all cattywampus at the end:
CPAC is, in real life, what a satire about a conservative PAC convention would look like in a movie by the people who made An American Carol. In other words it's a satire of itself as rendered by mediocrities.
Homeschooled and brainwashed
I don't blame Bush. Why blame the dummy for what the ventriloquist did? Clearly President Cheney is at fault.
What the former goat fucking Gubnor of Texas with big hair and smart glasses didn't even get an honorable mention? Shocked I say, shocked!
CPAC is, in real life, what a satire about a conservative PAC convention would look like in a movie by the people who made An American Carol. In other words it's a satire of itself as rendered by mediocrities.
Just when begin to believe that the sick fuck at Fox can't get any creepier. They set new standards in "he really didn't say that did he?" department.
"Nose-picker" and "bed-wetter" come to mind.
I don't even understand. At least Santorum makes a certain amount of logical sense.
Which reminds me... Whatever happened to Ann Boleyn's Head?
Yeah, he's like the power forward on your local basketball team. Would prefer him to be white, but he's giving you a chance to win.
Hopefully it's gone. The character was interesting enough, but her "Elizabethan English" wasn't close to accurate. AND I CARE ABOUT SUCH THINGS
just don't let them leave Fido on the roof of the car
Hey, at least a sledgehammered clock can't tell the time.
wow. Do I have to retroactively not like her now, or just hope she improves?
Hah! I'll have to ping BadKitty and see if he's having trouble with the transition.
Whiskey Foxtrot Tango?
Hannity has a shit memory; he spent at least six years blaming Bill Clinton for all of W.'s shortcomings.
Wingers.