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BoB the TacoɔɒT's avatar

Is that you, Bear Grylls?

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

So, he is lying about lying. That fits.

Mr Mild -  Antifa Bastard ☢️'s avatar

As someone (I forget who) pointed out, pissing into a petri dish of the Common Cold virus kills it just as effectively as Vitamin C.

Mr Mild -  Antifa Bastard ☢️'s avatar

They don't seem to care much about the future either. Kind of like a toddler.

beatbort's avatar

My sick mind first read this as breaking news that Hannity was busted for bestiality. That is, forcing himself on non-consenting horses.At last, they nailed the bastard, I thought.Imagine my disappointment...when I learned the story was about Hannity lying, something that is more common than gas attacks after eating refried beans.

Jeff Collins's avatar

The only past Moscow Mitch will acknowledge is that occurring prior to the War of Northern Aggression.

Matt the Hoople's avatar

Was always partial to "The Edge of Night"

Matt the Hoople's avatar

Think they might have "shelf savers", or some such thing for sale online, too! Worth a click...whata ya have to loose?

Matt the Hoople's avatar

Income tax! Dang...thanks for the reminder...

Rickyphoo's avatar

Media Matters put together a fun video starting with Hannity's claim that he'd never once promoted ivermectin, followed by clips of Hannity very much touting ivermectin.

I wonder what Hannity thought his producer meant when he said they were taping his show.

rtpoeman's avatar

But how else will we find out what's inside our butthole?

carovee's avatar

Leave the literal pants shitting seniors alone. Life is hard and it only gets harder. As for the figurative pants shitters - have at 'em.

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Virologist here. Bud Light can kill viruses in vitro, but that doesn't mean you should put it in your body

Zyxomma's avatar

Enhorsement! I confess I snickered.

Schrodinger's Hooman's avatar

Sir, this is a Wendy's. Oh...yeah, sure.