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Is that you, Bear Grylls?

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So, he is lying about lying. That fits.

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As someone (I forget who) pointed out, pissing into a petri dish of the Common Cold virus kills it just as effectively as Vitamin C.

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They don't seem to care much about the future either. Kind of like a toddler.

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My sick mind first read this as breaking news that Hannity was busted for bestiality. That is, forcing himself on non-consenting horses.At last, they nailed the bastard, I thought.Imagine my disappointment...when I learned the story was about Hannity lying, something that is more common than gas attacks after eating refried beans.

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The only past Moscow Mitch will acknowledge is that occurring prior to the War of Northern Aggression.

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Was always partial to "The Edge of Night"

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Think they might have "shelf savers", or some such thing for sale online, too! Worth a click...whata ya have to loose?

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Income tax! Dang...thanks for the reminder...

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Media Matters put together a fun video starting with Hannity's claim that he'd never once promoted ivermectin, followed by clips of Hannity very much touting ivermectin.

I wonder what Hannity thought his producer meant when he said they were taping his show.

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But how else will we find out what's inside our butthole?

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Leave the literal pants shitting seniors alone. Life is hard and it only gets harder. As for the figurative pants shitters - have at 'em.

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Virologist here. Bud Light can kill viruses in vitro, but that doesn't mean you should put it in your body

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Bless her heart

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Enhorsement! I confess I snickered.

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Sir, this is a Wendy's. Oh...yeah, sure.

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