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DoILookAmused2u?  MΏ-R3s1st0r's avatar

" cries---> lies at bedtime". FIFY.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

She IS proud of them... she makes sure that the plastic surgeon doesn't throw them away.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

First time the offspring used a bad word in front of me was when he referred to Hannity as a human shitstain.

I didn't have the heart to punish the child for speaking the truth.

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Treehopper1104's avatar

Technically, he is correct. She didn't tell ONE lie, she told lots and lots of lies.

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data_ninja's avatar

Shopping malls during the holiday season?

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zomgitsjesus's avatar

What's wHannity whining about now? I swear that man cries at bedtime.

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pooracademic's avatar

By this point they should just defend her by saying "Carly Fiorina did see the video, but in a parallel reality, since she involuntarily jumps to different parallel universes, kind of a QUANTUM LEAP meets SLIDERS kind of thing. That's why she should have the nerd vote, by the way!"

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deadjello's avatar

My most hated person who sometimes comes on the TV to make me all stabby is Monica Crowley.

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chiefkurtz's avatar

And the joke I've heard forever, "I've been married 40 years, and don't regret a single day. It was July 8, 1980, my wife was visiting her sister in Detroit".

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RickyG's avatar

Our Liar-in-Chief and her human latrine. Amen.

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Swampay's avatar

Same planet, different worlds

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My Brain Hurts!'s avatar

Virtually every man?

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

Attention, Carly: It wouldn't be Obama and the Democrats shutting down the government. It would be the Republicans.

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lesterthegiantape's avatar

You can snort heroin. FYI.

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Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

Well considering Sean Hannity is the ass end of wingnut space what with his continued list of zombie lies him saying iCarly of the Sisters of the Frozen Face isn't lying is like a whore vouching for the purity of a maiden.....

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TraderV's avatar

Fiorina is really horrible isnt she. Even for a malignant narcissist she sets records with the rate she distorts the truth or lies. Does Fiorina has some kind of neurotransmitter supercharger injecting dopamine or something into her 'lie center' in her amygdala???

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