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" cries---> lies at bedtime". FIFY.

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She IS proud of them... she makes sure that the plastic surgeon doesn't throw them away.

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First time the offspring used a bad word in front of me was when he referred to Hannity as a human shitstain.

I didn't have the heart to punish the child for speaking the truth.

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Technically, he is correct. She didn't tell ONE lie, she told lots and lots of lies.

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Shopping malls during the holiday season?

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What's wHannity whining about now? I swear that man cries at bedtime.

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By this point they should just defend her by saying "Carly Fiorina did see the video, but in a parallel reality, since she involuntarily jumps to different parallel universes, kind of a QUANTUM LEAP meets SLIDERS kind of thing. That's why she should have the nerd vote, by the way!"

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My most hated person who sometimes comes on the TV to make me all stabby is Monica Crowley.

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And the joke I've heard forever, "I've been married 40 years, and don't regret a single day. It was July 8, 1980, my wife was visiting her sister in Detroit".

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Our Liar-in-Chief and her human latrine. Amen.

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Same planet, different worlds

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Virtually every man?

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Attention, Carly: It wouldn't be Obama and the Democrats shutting down the government. It would be the Republicans.

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You can snort heroin. FYI.

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Well considering Sean Hannity is the ass end of wingnut space what with his continued list of zombie lies him saying iCarly of the Sisters of the Frozen Face isn't lying is like a whore vouching for the purity of a maiden.....

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Fiorina is really horrible isnt she. Even for a malignant narcissist she sets records with the rate she distorts the truth or lies. Does Fiorina has some kind of neurotransmitter supercharger injecting dopamine or something into her 'lie center' in her amygdala???

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