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People like him often try to project their reactionary bona fides by affecting out-of-fashion looks. Tucker Carlson's bowties are another example.

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I don't think Hannity is smart enough to imagine and set up this scenario.

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Reading isn't hard. Barbie tells us MATH is hard, and we have been told there will be no math.

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You're probably right. I mean, he's one of only three clients represented by Trump's Fixer.

Perhaps he feels invincible with Rupert behind him.

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They're magically suspicious 😇😇😇

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his facial features (eyes nose mouth etc.) seem to be shrinking, shrinking, while the big fat canned ham of a head expands

the hair on top was obviously stolen from some third-rate Gay Nineties-costumed barbershop quartet

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C'mon. You're going to have to be much more creative if you want to make this Sunday's "Dear Shit Fer Brains."

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Shortwave radio, huh? Who knew TLM had a hobby involving social interaction? Who could have guessed that he found those interactions so painfully, bitterly unfulfilling? This is my shocked face.

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omg, not one of them can even rest their hands in a convincing imitation of an actual human

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Does Sean Hannity not realize that, even if EVERYTHING he said about Hillary Clinton's destroying of email evidence was true, advising, even jokingly, for Muller witnesses to willfully destroy evidence on their phones...is still a crime?

I mean, that's what he was outraged over Hillary's supposed deeds after all, that they were criminal! So how would what he just suggested, jokingly or otherwise, be any LESS criminal?

Aside from the stupid "they did it so why can't we"?

I mean, it's something of a trend that Trumpian trolls would use this as any sort of "defense, but for Sean to actually suggest this on air, even jokingly, shows us how we can't really parody this anymore because they don't give a shit and are totally ok with suggesting such a thing on air.

Even jokingly at that.

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Wadda fuck is this supposed to mean if anything?

We're talking about Sean Hannity suggesting on air for people to commit CRIMES, even if he was saying it JOKINGLY which I bet is what he will claim if anyone asks.

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Sort of a retro 1920s, Harvard rowing team look?

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"two people talking over shortwave radio"

...aren't you a little too old to be on a computer without supervision?

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If Dok can figure out wtf this post even says it'll be strong validation of his doctorate, that's for sure!

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Wait. WHAT?????

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Reedin iz 4 peepul wt buk smartz.

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