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"...but your honor, I'm a Republican." I wonder if Cuomo could weasel out with that defense.

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Republican masculinity https://twitter.com/NoTrump...

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You can all mock this guy, but my family has experienced zero fatalities from dinosaur attacks. I think a little gratitude is in order. Occasionally the parrot gets mean and bitey, but nobody has died on my watch.

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You negotiated with it, didn't you? The parrot, I .mean.

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This speaks to me https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Is it important or fair that we use the phrase “credibly accused,” when we refer to these conservative men who seem to work out their self-hate by assaulting their partners? Is there a high incidence of “incredible” accusations of domestic abuse? False accusation of crime does occur, but most studies I could find put those in the single digits %-wise. 90+% are genuine and horrible. The vast majority of people abused by a partner who report it are being truthful. The sad reality is that a huge amount of these violent relationships are not reported, due to fear or brainwashing. “Nobody loves you more than I do, that’s why I hurt you sometimes. I only hurt you because you MAKE me hurt you. I’ll never do it again. Please never leave me (sobbing), I can’t live without you. And, I won’t let you live without me.”

These men are ill, and they need treatment and separation from anyone they could harm. They don’t need to be elected to positions of leadership and trust.

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If he switches parties just before judgment he’s fine. Same as asking god for forgiveness right before you die. Easy peasy.

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Thanks wonkers. You gave Baconzgood a plethora of new ideas on how to cook a cows ass beyond your standard pot roast.

Sadly...I have no bacon today. Not even lard (Used unsalted butter instead)

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I feel when its done it will be tasty!

Wish I would have grabbed sun dried tomatoes and some sweet red peppers to roast. But...I only had enough money for cigarettes. Priorities and such.

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Fuck yeah. That thing is mean. She weighs 4 ounces but I'm scared shitless of her.

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You must make your own cows! Have you seen the price of roasts? That could feed a family with 9 kids for a week. 😜

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I went shopping... for hours. I hate shopping. Plus side, with very little trouble, since I called a human customer service number, Amazon gave me a full refund for the 2/3 of an order that never arrived. I loathe Amazon, but consider it a lesser climate evil to shop there from home, than to drive a 1 1/2 to 2 hour round trip commute to a decent sized city, not find what I want or need, and still order from Amazon.

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Well lessee now..... if Dr. Oz got elected, maybe that would finally get his crazy ass off TV. He's get interviewed, but it wouldn't be at a predictable hour every day. Oprah owes us so much...Of course with his very superior level of humility, he would run for Senator, rather than a mere Representative. You wouldn't expect him to start out and learn things like some common intern, would you? That ego must have been growing like a neuroblastoma all these years.His link to Pennsylvania is apparently his mother-in-law's property? Really? That's pretty tenuous.

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I prefer the original https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Motorious: Unfinished Camaros Are Piling Up

There's even a labor shortage at junkyards?https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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The Sean of Iran?

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I vote we lock Parnell in a cage with some cassowaries and see how well he can defend against dinosaurs.

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