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Bobo Brazil's avatar

She will be an expert on "THE IRAQ"

Bobo Brazil's avatar

Every time I see Sean Spicer, THIS is what I feel like.https://www.youtube.com/wat...

agnosticsdonthatemuch's avatar

You sick F&cker! I almost choked to death!

MilwaukeeKent's avatar

Produce? You mean we can't just throw random, malicious accusations out there? Never mind then, watch while I do this finger quote thing, it's as close as you'll get to an apology...

thixotropic jerk's avatar

But when DummTwat Rump does "digital surveillance" he's really talking about probing his mean puckery orange asshole with one of his notoriously short digits to stimulate any undead remnant brain cells that he failed to completely shit out.

Jack Is The Biasss's avatar

Can't we just say that it would be somewhat awesome if Obama sued for libel? Not for money damages, but for as public an apology as the accusation was public. Someone needs to teach these people that, no matter who you are, you can't go around publicly accusing citizens of felony offenses without FIRST providing compelling evidence. A lawsuit would be a good thing.

freakishlyterrified's avatar

Of course, this will be Republican shibboleth for ever more. Like Benghazi or the IRS, it will be true forever and ever.

Mike Steele's avatar

And yet, DoJ has the balls to ask for another week to cook the books? Congress, you'd better see which side your bread is buttered on. Lord, never expected to dredge up that chestnut...

Mike Steele's avatar

from dog people: that couldn't be funnier:)

Mike Steele's avatar

No problemo, Sphincter. When 3rd Fatty over in RNK decides to lob in the big one, Trump can always fall back on 'just kidding', though that will be of little solace to our Alaskan brethren (duck & cover, Sarah)

Mr. Yuk, Human Bean's avatar

Would that be Hell, Michigan, Hell, Norway, , Hell, Grand Cayman, or Hell California?

rick's avatar

Here's a pro tip for you Sean Spicey: Words have meaning and if you allege a former US president put a "wire tapp" [sic] on you - it's going to be investigated.

phoenix00's avatar

Shrodinger's Quiz time!

phoenix00's avatar

Nowhere near orange enough. Sad! Pathetic!

AJ Milne's avatar

Trump will still be tweeting attempted distractions and grifts as they drag him off to jail. The Samsung will be the last thing they pull from his hands. It'll be 'I was FRAMED by OBAMA HE'S the TRAITOR!!! SAD!!! Buy my prison mem...'

(... and then, at long last, blessed quiet.)