Sean Spicer White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer today said that Donald Trump never really thought former President Barack Obama was wiretapping him or Trump Tower, and that you can tell he didn't mean it because he put "wire tapp" in quotation marks, and everyone knows that "quotation marks" mean "don't quote me."
Produce? You mean we can't just throw random, malicious accusations out there? Never mind then, watch while I do this finger quote thing, it's as close as you'll get to an apology...
But when DummTwat Rump does "digital surveillance" he's really talking about probing his mean puckery orange asshole with one of his notoriously short digits to stimulate any undead remnant brain cells that he failed to completely shit out.
Can't we just say that it would be somewhat awesome if Obama sued for libel? Not for money damages, but for as public an apology as the accusation was public. Someone needs to teach these people that, no matter who you are, you can't go around publicly accusing citizens of felony offenses without FIRST providing compelling evidence. A lawsuit would be a good thing.
And yet, DoJ has the balls to ask for another week to cook the books? Congress, you'd better see which side your bread is buttered on. Lord, never expected to dredge up that chestnut...
No problemo, Sphincter. When 3rd Fatty over in RNK decides to lob in the big one, Trump can always fall back on 'just kidding', though that will be of little solace to our Alaskan brethren (duck & cover, Sarah)
Here's a pro tip for you Sean Spicey: Words have meaning and if you allege a former US president put a "wire tapp" [sic] on you - it's going to be investigated.
Trump will still be tweeting attempted distractions and grifts as they drag him off to jail. The Samsung will be the last thing they pull from his hands. It'll be 'I was FRAMED by OBAMA HE'S the TRAITOR!!! SAD!!! Buy my prison mem...'
She will be an expert on "THE IRAQ"
Every time I see Sean Spicer, THIS is what I feel like.https://www.youtube.com/wat...
Tapp dance.
You sick F&cker! I almost choked to death!
Produce? You mean we can't just throw random, malicious accusations out there? Never mind then, watch while I do this finger quote thing, it's as close as you'll get to an apology...
But when DummTwat Rump does "digital surveillance" he's really talking about probing his mean puckery orange asshole with one of his notoriously short digits to stimulate any undead remnant brain cells that he failed to completely shit out.
Can't we just say that it would be somewhat awesome if Obama sued for libel? Not for money damages, but for as public an apology as the accusation was public. Someone needs to teach these people that, no matter who you are, you can't go around publicly accusing citizens of felony offenses without FIRST providing compelling evidence. A lawsuit would be a good thing.
Of course, this will be Republican shibboleth for ever more. Like Benghazi or the IRS, it will be true forever and ever.
And yet, DoJ has the balls to ask for another week to cook the books? Congress, you'd better see which side your bread is buttered on. Lord, never expected to dredge up that chestnut...
from dog people: that couldn't be funnier:)
No problemo, Sphincter. When 3rd Fatty over in RNK decides to lob in the big one, Trump can always fall back on 'just kidding', though that will be of little solace to our Alaskan brethren (duck & cover, Sarah)
Would that be Hell, Michigan, Hell, Norway, , Hell, Grand Cayman, or Hell California?
Here's a pro tip for you Sean Spicey: Words have meaning and if you allege a former US president put a "wire tapp" [sic] on you - it's going to be investigated.
Shrodinger's Quiz time!
Nowhere near orange enough. Sad! Pathetic!
Trump will still be tweeting attempted distractions and grifts as they drag him off to jail. The Samsung will be the last thing they pull from his hands. It'll be 'I was FRAMED by OBAMA HE'S the TRAITOR!!! SAD!!! Buy my prison mem...'
(... and then, at long last, blessed quiet.)