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If we don't stop Illegal Immigration (read: immigration) how are we to preserve Traditional American Values? What we need is a freeze so we can be left alone to Make America Great Again. White people are slipping, they need to recover control of the country before we allow in more minorities to subjugate. You know who else has a near perfect travel ban (with the exception for religious pilgrims)? Our great friend Saudi Arabia! Except they don't make excuses for their true goal: prevent the decadent influence of forgeiners from defiling their cultural superiority. In a nod of respect we leave them of our list of places where evil spawns (and is carried by Radical Islamic parasites to infect righteous God fearing America). You're not too bad Saudi Arabia! Great minds hate alike

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Frankly, it feels even MORE embarrassing for those of us who made a conscious decision to actually BECOME American citizens through the naturalization process (June 1981 for me). I mean, geez . . .I had a choice.

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And The Art of War, Generalissimo Bannon's mostest favoritest book.

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But he didn't... he lost to her.

All he did was to get his cronies to disqualify enough voters in the right states.

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that is so deliciously evil! MUHHAHAHAHAHA! sorry, it's just been one of those days...

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you wrote this sarcasticly right? if you didnt this is the exact same kind of hate speech terrorists use against the USA. its about time the USA realizes we all live together on a planet and need to work together rather than trying to hoard wealth at the cost of everyone else

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Oh God no! Sarcasm would be quite rude and dishonorable when talking about our government. I meant every word I said, especially Traditional American Values. My friends, the royal Saudi family, they get what I'm saying. We should take a lesson from them on keeping folks law-abiding. I propose that anyone who does not fervently believe in the Values (as defined by God's Mouthpiece Donald J. Trump) must be stoned, beheaded, and executed by a firing squad. After that crucified, of course. Because that's what we do to people who dishonor Jesus by defying Trump. (crucifixion after execution - Now that's what I call a strong statement! You're the best King Salman!)

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About that 3 year old that confessed to crossing the southern border to "look for work"...

I'm pretty sure that any 3 year old will fold right up under extreme vetting interrogation.

All you really have to do is withhold their juice box, or possibly their actual, literal, security blanket, and they will sign anything. Except that they can't write yet, so the interrogator has to sign for them.

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What are they gonna do with all the white poors who voted Trump? Do they get to stay & just liberal poors will have to leave?

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“When you look at the 329,000 people, 109 were inconvenienced for the safety of us all.”

Spicer lied to us about Trump's inaugural crowd sizes when we could see the photographs that contradicted him right before our eyes. Why should we believe him about these figures now?

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I'm just gonna start telling people I'm Canadian. Admitting to being American is currently quite embarrassing :(

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His angry tweets at Dippin' Dots over vanilla ice cream are just as stupid

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That would explain why sometimes it seems to come up on a Trump family member. Which is fine, as I am sick of seeing them, too.

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Stats also showed you're more likely to be killed by a bed falling on you. Are we going to shut down all mattress stores next?

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Yep, sounds good.

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Over the weekend, I watched Jim Jeffries latest Netflix special "Freedumb". He did a great bit about radicalization much along the lines of your comment. I highly recommend it for a good (much needed) laugh.

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