Seattle, you have been waiting long and you have been waiting hard for a Wonkette Drinky Thing and Lovepile of your very own.
So much hate, so little beer.
Nono, we have an ironclad sex contract.
The contract is not ironclad, the sex is.
I'm from there, and I don't either...
Someday you will jeer like I jeer?
Hannah?
but... but...
We brought a dog with us!
Pretty sure you would get shot for that in Montana...
Galvanized pipe as a condom?
I knew I should have been more specific...
Was one of the photos of you looking all sophisticated in my ShyShades?
Well, WELCOME. Now prepare for your beatings.
I love neekid twister when the twister mat has been oiled up
Meanwhile: Busted flat in Baton Rouge, waitin' on our 'Trix ...
What that's a euphemism for, I don't want to know. Or do I?
So much hate, so little beer.
Nono, we have an ironclad sex contract.
The contract is not ironclad, the sex is.
I'm from there, and I don't either...
Someday you will jeer like I jeer?
Hannah?
but... but...
We brought a dog with us!
Pretty sure you would get shot for that in Montana...
Galvanized pipe as a condom?
I knew I should have been more specific...
Was one of the photos of you looking all sophisticated in my ShyShades?
Well, WELCOME. Now prepare for your beatings.
I love neekid twister when the twister mat has been oiled up
Meanwhile: Busted flat in Baton Rouge, waitin' on our 'Trix ...
What that's a euphemism for, I don't want to know. Or do I?