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Kah'pla!

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"Trump will attend another NATO meeting in May", assuming he hasn't been defenestrated by then...

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<3

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But hey, he said he didn't want the job, but his wife told him to take it....

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Ms. Tillerson's duty is to lay back and think of England. So, why do all of us have to get fucked to fulfill his duty?

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I laughed uncontrollably. My liberal self was disgusted with myself because this person probably suffered severe injuries, self-infllicted though they were, but I still fucking laughed. Uncontrollably.

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You see, I hate Idiocracy for that reason - it thinks stupidity is genetic, and you know who else thought certain people should be forcibly removed from the gene pool? Stupidity being genetic runs against every liberal ideal of democracy and equality.

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Can't wait for the NATO meeting? What makes you think it'll go any better than Merkel?

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Those two were both stoned as motherfuckers while filming that scene.

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I didn't mean it like that at all.I was thinkin more along the lines of the stupid people reproducing like rabbits.

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But that assumes stupid people necessarily have stupid babbies, which is eugenics. Poppy Bush had Dubya, to give one example, while I don't hear that Einstein's parents were theoretical physicists. You know who does reproduce like rabbits? Poor people, because contraceptive costs + low education. Which is why (although a funny movie) the backstory of Idiocracy is very close to Ayn Rand thought.

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they better make him piss the bed. you're asking 28 other countries to reschedule so you can go make out with Putin? sure, Tsarina Tic Tacs does need supervision with President Xi Jinping or he'll probably spit up Rolos all over the carpet and then eat the vomit. but going to Russia 5 days later? no. no. no. cancelling that would send a mighty fine message that we take those we have alliances with more seriously than we do Poots.

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"Many people aren't aware that the pope wears a beanie. Weak Pathetic. Sad." Cheeto Benito.

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NATO? Russia? NATO? Russia? What to do, oh, what to do?

If the answer is to blow off NATO, yet be sure to meet with Russia, then you can see just how deep a mess we're in right now.

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Secretary Rexxon is traveling to Russia on a mission from the president to carry some tax returns to Vladimir for safekeeping. Vladimir will keep these in the same secure environment where he is safeguarding the Pee Pee Tapes,

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