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"Loy mauch?"

"Naw - not since I git merried."

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So when Willow and Bristol post on Facebook and Twitter it isn't poor ass spelling, it's "antebellum Southern English Oxford orthography?"

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<i> I wish I was in de land ob cotton, Old times dar am not forgotten; Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixie Land.</i>

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right...right. I've seen it...lots of little pink cottages, right?

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<i>I pledge allegiance to the parallel institutions and to the republic for which it doesn't stand.</i>

That's the kind of olde tyme patriotism you just don't see anymore. Thankfully.

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Both Noah and Jesus are spinning their graves.

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You would be bitter too, if neither your names were real words. Loy mauch ?? Typing that shit almost crashed my spell checker

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Well...he does look a bit like a pinball...or if he lost the mustache, a thumb.

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Later on he became the commander of the Helen Keller Camp. To reach such an exalted position, you had to be deaf, blind and DUMB.

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From the website...

Q: What is the LS position regarding blacks in the South? A: The LS disavows a spirit of malice and extends an offer of good will and cooperation to Southern blacks in areas where we can work together as Christians to make life better for all people in the South. We affirm that, while historically the interests of Southern blacks and whites have been in part antagonistic, true Constitutional government would provide protection to all law-abiding citizens — not just to government-sponsored victim groups.

Cooperation is Southern English orthography for slavery.

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