Here's Mike Peroutka, a great Constitutional Scholar who knows that the key to understanding our founding document is to read the Bible. He's also a member of the neo-Confederate League of the South, an advocate of secession, and the Republican nominee for Anne Arundel County Council in Maryland. And he loves his country, although we aren't entirely sure what country that is. You see, following a speech he gave at the 2012 League of the South national conference in Alabama, he was recorded asking the audience to stand up and sing the "National Anthem" -- and then he launched into a round of "Dixie," with the audience enthusiastically singing along:
Strictly speaking, this schmuck is in Maryland, so 37th.
Actually, that surprised me, but I guess if you count big military installations in a fairly small state, hmm, I guess.
Incidentally, if we're seceding, fuck the Six Californias. Give me Oregon and Washington, and the Left Coast Republic will kick ass. We can even give the rural areas some of the autonomy they want, because we won't be supporting the fucking Southeast any longer.
We will have to do something about the OC, but financial regulation will probably suffice.
Yeah, I was thinking about Missouri, which didn't secede either, but Governor Jackson (no known relation) and his Cabinet actually formed a shadow secessionist government in Neosho, that St Louis, KC, and the actual center of government in Jefferson City refused to join, thus resulting in a mini-civil war inside Missouri, which is frankly too damn complicated. Michigan was unequivocally Unionist, except for a few (I'm sure) Democratic sympathizers whose repugnant views would surely have been retweeted widely among Confederate Twitter.
Possibly. We'll never know what the treasonous dickbags were thinking while they high-tailed it for Pennsylvania or Virginia at the point of a bayonet.
If only we'd had Twitter back then, we could have lost respect for lots more representatives of the good folks in Maryland, Tennessee, Kentucky, Ohio, Michigan...
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Strictly speaking, this schmuck is in Maryland, so 37th.
Actually, that surprised me, but I guess if you count big military installations in a fairly small state, hmm, I guess.
Incidentally, if we're seceding, fuck the Six Californias. Give me Oregon and Washington, and the Left Coast Republic will kick ass. We can even give the rural areas some of the autonomy they want, because we won't be supporting the fucking Southeast any longer.
We will have to do something about the OC, but financial regulation will probably suffice.
Be fair. That's re-formulated Skynyrd concerts.
Yeah, I was thinking about Missouri, which didn't secede either, but Governor Jackson (no known relation) and his Cabinet actually formed a shadow secessionist government in Neosho, that St Louis, KC, and the actual center of government in Jefferson City refused to join, thus resulting in a mini-civil war inside Missouri, which is frankly too damn complicated. Michigan was unequivocally Unionist, except for a few (I'm sure) Democratic sympathizers whose repugnant views would surely have been retweeted widely among Confederate Twitter.
Dude. Yes there's a black family in the White House. There will be again some day. Suck it, you sick fuck.
Most of the Ol&#039; Times There probably <em>are</em> forgotten, which makes it a whole lot easier to wax rhapsodically about them.
I don&#039;t like the new main page format. There, I said it.
It would help if the newest story was always at the top. Also, why do posting times have to have the hour and minutes match, does Shypixel have OCD?
I always assumed it was at NASCAR races and Lynyrd Skynyrd concerts
It&#039;s called the Cheatlin&#039; Circuit
Possibly. We&#039;ll never know what the treasonous dickbags were thinking while they high-tailed it for Pennsylvania or Virginia at the point of a bayonet.
If only we&#039;d had Twitter back then, we could have lost respect for lots more representatives of the good folks in Maryland, Tennessee, Kentucky, Ohio, Michigan...
That&#039;s a nice ginormous navel facility Ol&#039; Gaping Trench Coat has there, too, also.
He will undoubtedly retire here shortly.
Edwards I-III were no Lincoln. On the other hand, building a Hadrien&#039;s Wall on the Mason-Dixon line is not a terrible idea.
Alabama, please, please, oh please secede and take your biblical government with you. You shall be known as the Republic of Dixistan.
Is it just me, or are the comments harder to read, as they seem to be too light?