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bobbert's avatar

Strictly speaking, this schmuck is in Maryland, so 37th.

Actually, that surprised me, but I guess if you count big military installations in a fairly small state, hmm, I guess.

Incidentally, if we're seceding, fuck the Six Californias. Give me Oregon and Washington, and the Left Coast Republic will kick ass. We can even give the rural areas some of the autonomy they want, because we won't be supporting the fucking Southeast any longer.

We will have to do something about the OC, but financial regulation will probably suffice.

bobbert's avatar

Be fair. That's re-formulated Skynyrd concerts.

Jared James's avatar

Yeah, I was thinking about Missouri, which didn't secede either, but Governor Jackson (no known relation) and his Cabinet actually formed a shadow secessionist government in Neosho, that St Louis, KC, and the actual center of government in Jefferson City refused to join, thus resulting in a mini-civil war inside Missouri, which is frankly too damn complicated. Michigan was unequivocally Unionist, except for a few (I'm sure) Democratic sympathizers whose repugnant views would surely have been retweeted widely among Confederate Twitter.

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Dude. Yes there's a black family in the White House. There will be again some day. Suck it, you sick fuck.

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Most of the Ol' Times There probably <em>are</em> forgotten, which makes it a whole lot easier to wax rhapsodically about them.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

I don't like the new main page format. There, I said it.

PubOption's avatar

It would help if the newest story was always at the top. Also, why do posting times have to have the hour and minutes match, does Shypixel have OCD?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I always assumed it was at NASCAR races and Lynyrd Skynyrd concerts

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

It's called the Cheatlin' Circuit

Jared James's avatar

Possibly. We'll never know what the treasonous dickbags were thinking while they high-tailed it for Pennsylvania or Virginia at the point of a bayonet.

If only we'd had Twitter back then, we could have lost respect for lots more representatives of the good folks in Maryland, Tennessee, Kentucky, Ohio, Michigan...

SpideySenser's avatar

That's a nice ginormous navel facility Ol' Gaping Trench Coat has there, too, also.

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

He will undoubtedly retire here shortly.

The Quirk's avatar

Edwards I-III were no Lincoln. On the other hand, building a Hadrien's Wall on the Mason-Dixon line is not a terrible idea.

Incoming Ham's avatar

Alabama, please, please, oh please secede and take your biblical government with you. You shall be known as the Republic of Dixistan.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Is it just me, or are the comments harder to read, as they seem to be too light?