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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

They cannot come near you . . . except for when they do, in which case it's God deciding to test you. But except for when that happens, this stuff cannot come near you.

Xtard logic is designed to be self-consistent. (Consistency with realilty isn't required, the inconsistencies being yet another test.)

Jared James's avatar

They certainly know more about how the world works than any given hundred thousand public health educators. That alone should qualify them for teaching, amirite?

(I am not rite)

Jared James's avatar

If only it were so easy! Have you tried to get anything through Big Government without red tape eating up half the profits, and pork eating up the other half? How's a decent Vaccine Capitalist Small Businessperson supposed to make a living?

diogenez's avatar

"Disease is pestilence…and pestilence is from the devil. The devil is germs and disease, which is cancer and any of those things that can take you down. But if you trust in the Lord, these things cannot come near you."

Disease is a pestilence?

STUPIDITY is a pestilence - and you have your Lord to thank for your shit for brains.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I don't know the stats on numbers of cases of autism and I'm too lazy to look it up, but it can't be anywhere near as high as numbers of cases of stupid.

marxalot's avatar

Comrade Mom always said that the Material Conditions had provided us with everything we needed to make a go of it, and that maybe instead of lying around begging for a miracle we could <i>take some responsibility for our own lives</i>, but I'm pretty sure that she was talking about our grades.

marxalot's avatar

5$ says she represented herself.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Well, in our school we ended up with insane home-schoolers because how else do you become a sports star and win big scholarships? Worst. Parents. Ever. for parent-teacher conferences.

Lefty Mark's avatar

<b>VA☭☭INATION: Threat?... or <i><u><b>Menace???</b></u></i> </b> ..............WAKE UP!!!..............</b>

schmannity's avatar

If the Supreme Court reverses, vaccines will have to be added ingredients in the chemtrails.

marxalot's avatar

It's just as well. I hear the public schools in New York don't even teach the Real Truth of how the devil created pestilence, cancer, and Bill de Blasio. The little plague pigeons will just have to muddle through as best they can until they're old enough to steal the car keys and GTFO of there.

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>But if you trust in the Lord, these things cannot come near you.</i>

Why hasn't anyone questioned the competence of an attorney who would put that in a legal pleading?

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Have more kids? The duggars almost have a full football team, offense and defense.

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

"Disease is pestilence" is an excellent name for a rock band.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Seems to me that the victims could sue these cretins for reckless endangerment. It would be an entertaining, and not unreasonable stretch, to go for assault (with a deadly weapon?) as well.

That would put the idiot parents on notice that they can't take the kiddies out in public, where they're a menace to the rest of us.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Hey, this giveth and taketh away business turns out to be fun! I can see why the Lord got into it in a big way.