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It's time for another round of Four Losers Polling At Zero Percent, trying to make you go "Oooh!" and "Ahhh!" and "Sooo presidential!" (Spoiler: You're not gonna do that.)
The Real Debate of Alleged Grown-ups -- who threw temper tantrums about their pre-show dressing rooms, wahhhh -- is at an o'clock that is later, but for now, join us as we watch and point and laugh and find out what Hungover Lindsey Graham is like. Wheee!
Second Tier Loser Republicans Debate Which One Has To Drop Out Next: Liveblog!
"The crap stops here!" - President Graham
Foreigners!They're coming!Beware and prepare, America! The yellow peril, the brown menace, the goddamned Irish!