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Vecchiojohn's avatar

"The crap stops here!" - President Graham

Vecchiojohn's avatar

Foreigners!They're coming!Beware and prepare, America! The yellow peril, the brown menace, the goddamned Irish!

Alex Grey's avatar

"Which One Has To Drop Out Next"AOT,K

Brianna is WOKE AF's avatar

Wow. I did not realize Lindsay Graham is so small. He's like a tiny yappy dog nipping at your heels.

Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

You evil bastard! Anyone who shows their kid a picture of Santorum is a perverted monster

lynchie's avatar

He is fine he would just pimp out Barbara

Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

Well if Ben Carson can do it, anyone can!

Lark_in_the_AM's avatar

HEY! That's feckin' Irish, to you.

GuidedAccordingly's avatar

I thought that theirs was stealing artifacts.

calliecallie's avatar

Jeb! endorsed by Dan Quayle? Talk about damning with faint praise. Although Jeb! kind of makes Quayle look like a rocket scientist.

calliecallie's avatar

Is Bobby Jindahl wearing that pink tie because he cares about breast cancer? Because I don't believe it.

calliecallie's avatar

Only if you're selling weed in states where it's not legal yet.

calliecallie's avatar

Not enough upfists for this!

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Yeah, the nice one has a much radder sound system too. At least, it's even louder, anyway.

BackDoorMan's avatar

... you need to ask for a raise. You're good enough... you're smart enough... and gosh darnit, people like you.