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"The crap stops here!" - President Graham

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Foreigners!They're coming!Beware and prepare, America! The yellow peril, the brown menace, the goddamned Irish!

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"Which One Has To Drop Out Next"AOT,K

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Wow. I did not realize Lindsay Graham is so small. He's like a tiny yappy dog nipping at your heels.

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You evil bastard! Anyone who shows their kid a picture of Santorum is a perverted monster

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He is fine he would just pimp out Barbara

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Well if Ben Carson can do it, anyone can!

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HEY! That's feckin' Irish, to you.

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I thought that theirs was stealing artifacts.

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Jeb! endorsed by Dan Quayle? Talk about damning with faint praise. Although Jeb! kind of makes Quayle look like a rocket scientist.

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Is Bobby Jindahl wearing that pink tie because he cares about breast cancer? Because I don't believe it.

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Only if you're selling weed in states where it's not legal yet.

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Not enough upfists for this!

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Yeah, the nice one has a much radder sound system too. At least, it's even louder, anyway.

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... you need to ask for a raise. You're good enough... you're smart enough... and gosh darnit, people like you.

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