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Vecchiojohn's avatar

"The crap stops here!" - President Graham

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Vecchiojohn's avatar

Foreigners!They're coming!Beware and prepare, America! The yellow peril, the brown menace, the goddamned Irish!

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Alex Grey's avatar

"Which One Has To Drop Out Next"AOT,K

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Brianna is WOKE AF's avatar

Wow. I did not realize Lindsay Graham is so small. He's like a tiny yappy dog nipping at your heels.

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Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

You evil bastard! Anyone who shows their kid a picture of Santorum is a perverted monster

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lynchie's avatar

He is fine he would just pimp out Barbara

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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

Well if Ben Carson can do it, anyone can!

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Lark_in_the_AM's avatar

HEY! That's feckin' Irish, to you.

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GuidedAccordingly's avatar

I thought that theirs was stealing artifacts.

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calliecallie's avatar

Jeb! endorsed by Dan Quayle? Talk about damning with faint praise. Although Jeb! kind of makes Quayle look like a rocket scientist.

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calliecallie's avatar

Is Bobby Jindahl wearing that pink tie because he cares about breast cancer? Because I don't believe it.

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calliecallie's avatar

Only if you're selling weed in states where it's not legal yet.

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calliecallie's avatar

Not enough upfists for this!

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Yeah, the nice one has a much radder sound system too. At least, it's even louder, anyway.

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BackDoorMan's avatar

... you need to ask for a raise. You're good enough... you're smart enough... and gosh darnit, people like you.

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