Are you a homosesssican flavor of Wonkinican? If so, you may be extremely alarmed to discover that Renew America has discovered the heretofore incredibly seeekrit bargain you have with Satan to take over the whole world with your gay gayness. Yes, some random wingnut on the internet is going to take you down and expose you for the Satan-worshipping-buttsecks-having monsters that you really are by telling the world about your gay commandments, or Satan's commandments to you to be gay, or
Since the 80s and the emergence of Jerry Falwell et all, I have been pointing out that if anyone was going to usher in Satan's Dominion, it would be these fuckyards. It's really a win-win for these Satanic angels. The first win is driving all of the thoughtful, Christ-like believers from the church. The second is drawing to their churches all of the greedy, hateful, pinched face sanctimonious sonsabitches to fill the vacuum.
Homilectic- of, relating to, or resembling the homely (did your see that face? no wonder he's such an asshat, can't get laid by either gender)
Since the 80s and the emergence of Jerry Falwell et all, I have been pointing out that if anyone was going to usher in Satan's Dominion, it would be these fuckyards. It's really a win-win for these Satanic angels. The first win is driving all of the thoughtful, Christ-like believers from the church. The second is drawing to their churches all of the greedy, hateful, pinched face sanctimonious sonsabitches to fill the vacuum.
you'd think with all the lawyers down there he could find one that could write worth a damn...
Homilectic- of, relating to, or resembling the homely (did your see that face? no wonder he's such an asshat, can't get laid by either gender)
Man, nothing riles up the neanderthals more than sex. Gay, teenage, or even sex with contraceptives. I think these people have issues.
This may explain Ted Nugent.
word.
They're more like suggestions.
Eh... it's my style. Think of it as "confidence".
They are, after all, waiting for the second coming.
In a roundabout way, actually, he is.
That would be difficult, since nobody has given him even one.
The Xtards, in contrast, are obligated to yammer about it. This explains Godwin's Law.
Yeah, I noticed that Satan has trouble with subject-verb agreement...
And then the only way out is through Marcus Bachmann.
And then: "Lola."
What about Commandment #8: At the same time avoid all talk of the murderous regimes of atheists like Hitler and Stalin;
I love how as the years go by, Hitler gets less and less Christian...