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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Since the 80s and the emergence of Jerry Falwell et all, I have been pointing out that if anyone was going to usher in Satan's Dominion, it would be these fuckyards. It's really a win-win for these Satanic angels. The first win is driving all of the thoughtful, Christ-like believers from the church. The second is drawing to their churches all of the greedy, hateful, pinched face sanctimonious sonsabitches to fill the vacuum.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

you'd think with all the lawyers down there he could find one that could write worth a damn...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Homilectic- of, relating to, or resembling the homely (did your see that face? no wonder he's such an asshat, can't get laid by either gender)

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chascates's avatar

Man, nothing riles up the neanderthals more than sex. Gay, teenage, or even sex with contraceptives. I think these people have issues.

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bobbert's avatar

This may explain Ted Nugent.

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fuflans's avatar

word.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

They're more like suggestions.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Eh... it's my style. Think of it as "confidence".

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

They are, after all, waiting for the second coming.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

In a roundabout way, actually, he is.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That would be difficult, since nobody has given him even one.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The Xtards, in contrast, are obligated to yammer about it. This explains Godwin's Law.

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Shypixel's avatar

Yeah, I noticed that Satan has trouble with subject-verb agreement...

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Lot_49's avatar

And then the only way out is through Marcus Bachmann.

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Lot_49's avatar

And then: "Lola."

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Shypixel's avatar

What about Commandment #8: At the same time avoid all talk of the murderous regimes of atheists like Hitler and Stalin;

I love how as the years go by, Hitler gets less and less Christian...

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