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There must be a formula for the lamestream media to decide to cover an event.

1,000,000 progressives = 5,000 T-Baggers, because ClusterFox will report it really was 1,000,000 T-Baggers.

5 KKK (in robes, of course) = 1,000,000 progressives. So do 5 American Nazis (if there are any left - must be in uniform) - Skinheads, probably 100 or so.

Couple dozen Hells' Angels = Couple hundred vets on bikes, unless Duh Guv'Nor is riding Old Lady, in which case two is probably enough.

Here in San Francisco 25 or so idiots standing on a BART platform screaming because one evening their cell phones didn't work at that station (as if they rode BART everyday - most of 'em look llke they haven't worked in the past two years) = 5,000 progressives. And BART will stop the trains, just for fun.

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Some years ago I worked at a Bay Area (California) Bank that thought up the brilliant idea of a Certificate of Deposit that you could add to at any time. No limit.

So, of course, The Olds bought up a ton of 'em, because it was a free bet that interest rates would increase and you could just keep putting money in.

New management arrived (no surprise there!) and called in all these CD's. The new president of the bank got death threats from senior citizens outraged at having to give them up.

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Fuck yeah!

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Day of Disgust, anybody? Generally after reading a Ken Layne post or watching Fux Noise heads on The Daily Show.

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