The time a Big Person from the WH came to my office, preceded by two days of Secret Service visits, and advance teams on the day two hours, one hour, and fifteen minutes out, with coverage of all exits etc., the Secret Service guys managed to:
~knock over a vase of flowers onto a computer, shorting out the keyboard ~lock a bathroom door to which no one had the key ~leer at all the young women in the place
Also, they were all fleshy 25-year-olds with crew cuts and the charm of a second-string football team. For the sake of Sasha and Malia's funtime over the past 5 years and the next 3, I can only hope that a few cool dudes somehow made it into the fraternity.
The time a Big Person from the WH came to my office, preceded by two days of Secret Service visits, and advance teams on the day two hours, one hour, and fifteen minutes out, with coverage of all exits etc., the Secret Service guys managed to:
~knock over a vase of flowers onto a computer, shorting out the keyboard ~lock a bathroom door to which no one had the key ~leer at all the young women in the place
Also, they were all fleshy 25-year-olds with crew cuts and the charm of a second-string football team. For the sake of Sasha and Malia's funtime over the past 5 years and the next 3, I can only hope that a few cool dudes somehow made it into the fraternity.
Must be a stressful job. Almost like President.
What? Colombian hookers too good for you now?
It doesn't mention how Obama was doing his own wake and bake in the red light district.
Morey Amsterdam Libel?!
Don Lemon speculates that they may have overindulged in an alternative universe or black hole.
My guess is that Barry kept buying rounds until he was the only one who could walk away. And then he got high.
One bourbon, One shot, One beer.
John Lee Hooker
Turn in your sunglasses and earbuds, boys. You're going back to uniformed foot patrol.
Hookers are legal in Amsterdam, so NBD.
Cannabutter will really slow you down if you're not used to that kind of thing.
No pictures, what was the purpose of the internet again?