Have you ever wondered, when they’re not scoring those sweet, sweet South American hookers or being generally incompetent , what Secret Service agents do for fun?
Washington is a major city with an extensive public transit system, not to mention taxis. If you're drunk, what the fuck excuse do you have for trying to drive? Hail a fucking taxi. (A real taxi, not Uber - they are fucking horrible and unlicensed taxis are illegal in most cities for good reason)
But the officers were ordered by a supervisor on duty that night to let the agents go home, said these people, who spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss the sensitive internal matter.
And that supervisor better be supervising nothing more important than a parking lot before this is over.
...ummmmmm, they are the Secret Service for fukk sakes!!! You are telling me they couldn't have called someone in the organization to arrange transportation? These guys are complete imbeciles!!!
To be fair the Metro is confusing. You have to remember almost 6 different colors when using the rail system. Even the mensa people that are Glen Beck fans were befuddled by it.
C'mon people....this is Wonkette. Let he who has not ("drove a government car into White House security barricades after drinking at a late-night party") cast the first stone.
For safety, I propose that we move our Presidential residence to England.
Washington is a major city with an extensive public transit system, not to mention taxis. If you're drunk, what the fuck excuse do you have for trying to drive? Hail a fucking taxi. (A real taxi, not Uber - they are fucking horrible and unlicensed taxis are illegal in most cities for good reason)
This one's for you, Miriam Carey...
When asked for comment about this incident, one Secret Service agent said, "I took a [Coors Silver] Bullet for the president!"
...nice to see that those poor SAE frat boys were able to find work so quickly after being expelled
insane wingnuts wouldn't have crazy rage assassination fantasies if it weren't for all the hip hop music.
But the officers were ordered by a supervisor on duty that night to let the agents go home, said these people, who spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss the sensitive internal matter.
And that supervisor better be supervising nothing more important than a parking lot before this is over.
Repair the dang fence!
...ummmmmm, they are the Secret Service for fukk sakes!!! You are telling me they couldn't have called someone in the organization to arrange transportation? These guys are complete imbeciles!!!
Gategate?
Did the agents blame it on Hip-Hop music or too many choruses of "100 Bottles of Beer on the Wall"?
To be fair the Metro is confusing. You have to remember almost 6 different colors when using the rail system. Even the mensa people that are Glen Beck fans were befuddled by it.
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Hey Secret Service, when you've lost the Wonkettarians for being too alcoholic, you know you're over the line.
C'mon people....this is Wonkette. Let he who has not ("drove a government car into White House security barricades after drinking at a late-night party") cast the first stone.
They must have been drinking those tiny little bottles of liquor the airlines serve.
It was impossible for me to not mentally prefix "senior officials" with "high school".