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Nice catch. Now let's see Fox and Friends ask Pastor Chris about this (yeah, right)

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Hard to imagine the delicate taste of coconut surviving whatever processing it receives in the dark, Satanic mills of the Hostess Corporation, shelf life aside.<br /><br />Better to go with the redoubtable Twinkie, which glistens as if just dipped in hot grease, and which (the Twinkie) can only dream of tasting that good, if in fact Twinkies dream.<br />

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Eggplant, peas, Brussels sprouts

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"I would use Rubbing Alcohol rather than waste booze."

That's for you fancy folks, who make the distinction.

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Back when I was a tyke in Milwaukee (when, e.g., Blatz and Schlitz were still going concerns and Miller had not yet absorbed all), Pabst Blue Ribbon -- which could be referred to as either "Pabst" or "Blue Ribbon" -- was actually sort of the high end of Milwaukee beers in my circles (underage drinkers).

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Oh, that's just fucking great. I wonder if any "media outlet" will pick up an that (ha ha).

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Wait a minute, what about those Hostess "cream"-filled "Devils food" cup cakes with the chocolate icing and the curly white squiggle down the middle of each one?

Well, okay, they aren't really "food" in the traditional sense of providing nutrients necessary to continued life, but they do provide a nice sugar rush. And they <i>never </i> go stale in the vending machine.

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I posted that update on the Washington Examiner comments thread a couple times yesterday- those poor wingnuts went apeshit. They just can't stand having reality threaten their delusions...

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Running out of the state, leaving unpaid bills? Chris "The Crumb" McMurray sounds like a charter member of the "party of personal repsonsibility."

I hope his current landlord has a deposit of 3 months' rent.

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I drove by Crumb and Get It earlier today. Didn't look too busy.

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<i>as reported by a local Virginia TV station, </i>

To receive your journalist credentials now-a-days, you don't have to be right, but you do have to re-Tweeted.

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If it had been doughnuts I might have believed her. Cause you know, cops and doughnuts...

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They only department they <em>don't</em> want to abolish, of course, apart from the Department of Defense and the Department of Giving Stuff Only To White People.

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