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Lefty Mark's avatar

Big deal, Google knows what I am going to have for lunch tomorrow.

Lefty Mark's avatar

"This has never happened to me before..."

Lefty Mark's avatar

Put that on the recruitment poster, and watch the applications just pour in!

PsycWench's avatar

I guess they misunderstood the "Service" part of the agency name. And I'm starting to have some doubts about the "Secret" part as well.

schmannity's avatar

Discussing Descartes? Cogito ergo cum.

Fartknocker's avatar

What a full metal jackoff.

I'll be here all week. Try the prime rib.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

MY LUCKY BULLET!!! LEMME IN THERE

TundraGrifter's avatar

It's possible the not-so-Secret Service guy was packing a revolver, and removed the bullet from the chamber uner the hammer.

More likely he carries an automatic, so he left a single bullet, Lone Ranger-style (TV if not the most recent movie - I haven't seen it yet).

chascates's avatar

When hookers and blow are denied to federal agents the terrorists have won.