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Mojito, ergo rum.

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Big deal, Google knows what I am going to have for lunch tomorrow.

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G. Love?

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"This has never happened to me before..."

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Put that on the recruitment poster, and watch the applications just pour in!

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I guess they misunderstood the "Service" part of the agency name. And I'm starting to have some doubts about the "Secret" part as well.

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Discussing Descartes? Cogito ergo cum.

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What a full metal jackoff.

I'll be here all week. Try the prime rib.

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MY LUCKY BULLET!!! LEMME IN THERE

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It's possible the not-so-Secret Service guy was packing a revolver, and removed the bullet from the chamber uner the hammer.

More likely he carries an automatic, so he left a single bullet, Lone Ranger-style (TV if not the most recent movie - I haven't seen it yet).

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When hookers and blow are denied to federal agents the terrorists have won.

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