Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, people, you keep getting Blowvember all wrong. First, CBS tries to co-opt it by blowing every news story it reports on. And now the Secret Service is being super-creepy with the ladies, according to the Washington Post.
I guess they misunderstood the "Service" part of the agency name. And I'm starting to have some doubts about the "Secret" part as well.
Mojito, ergo rum.
Big deal, Google knows what I am going to have for lunch tomorrow.
G. Love?
"This has never happened to me before..."
Put that on the recruitment poster, and watch the applications just pour in!
I guess they misunderstood the "Service" part of the agency name. And I'm starting to have some doubts about the "Secret" part as well.
Discussing Descartes? Cogito ergo cum.
What a full metal jackoff.
I'll be here all week. Try the prime rib.
MY LUCKY BULLET!!! LEMME IN THERE
It's possible the not-so-Secret Service guy was packing a revolver, and removed the bullet from the chamber uner the hammer.
More likely he carries an automatic, so he left a single bullet, Lone Ranger-style (TV if not the most recent movie - I haven't seen it yet).
When hookers and blow are denied to federal agents the terrorists have won.