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Shoot it straight into maga veins.

feralboy12's avatar

I want the uranium back in my toothpaste, dammit. Consumer choice and all that.

SkeptiKC's avatar

*cranks Beastie Boy's "Sabotage" as high as it will go*

Anna-Elizabeth's avatar

~I'm Buddy Rich when I fly off the handle

SkeptiKC's avatar

I believe that I'll avoid pissing you off.

Mart's avatar

So you are saying Vance goes down on couch cushion foam?

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

But he won’t cuddle afterwards

That’s Woke

Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

"nothing but raw meat, couch cushion foam, and mimosas. "

What does JD "Give me whatever donuts normal people order" Vance's sex life have to do with this?

Tetman Callis's avatar

Follow the money. Chances are someone in the Trump orbit is making a nice chunk of change off this.

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

I'd invest in the medical aspect of it, treating all the dumb-ass motherfuckers who load up on peptides/fake peptides and end up in hospital. Tumors, poison control, hospice . . .

TexasDumb's avatar

Oh I don't know, maybe culling the herd is a good thing.

SethTriggs's avatar

Always remember:

Go Lysenkoist or Go Home!

You know, in Gilded Age 1.0 they at least had the excuse of not knowing any better.

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

This feels more like the Gelded Age.

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"Prince of Peptides" is a 1991 American romantic drama film directed and co-produced by Barbra Streisand and written by Pat Conroy and Becky Johnston, based on Conroy's 1986 novel. Starring Streisand and Nick Nolte, it tells the story of the narrator's struggle to overcome the psychological damage inflicted by his dysfunctional childhood in Florida."

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His father was a bodybuilder who had to inject peptides every two hours, and forced his son to give him the shots because he was needleshy.

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He put his ten in the box.

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I think this proves Bob married his brother . . .

SkeptiKC's avatar

*cranks up Ministry "Breathe" to 11; loads a bowl*

Lisa's avatar

I heard that since the gutting of the FDA that less than 10% of our fresh produce is getting inspected. New wave of the shits coming to a grocery store near you.

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

Make Trichinosis Great Again!

Make Tapeworms Great Again!

Oh yeah, we're going to have so many great things again.

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

Watch “Liver King “ about an Influencer and his all-raw meat diet

Asshole filming his kids choking down raw flesh from a cow lying in a field. All for clicks and clout

SkeptiKC's avatar

Poison.

Pure and unadulterated.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Somebody choked to death doing that when I was a kid.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

He was competing in a contest in some bar, I think. That means witnesses.

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

Well he won a Darwin Award

Tragically

Oy!'s avatar

"FDA again bypasses advisers to remove black-box warnings from menopause treatments"

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Hmm . . . < I can't even come up with a pithy remark >

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https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/oct/30/fda-remove-warnings-menopause-treatments

"Three more patches for treating menopause will no longer carry black-box warnings about cardiovascular disease, breast cancer and dementia, officials at the US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) said on Friday.

The FDA did not convene an advisory committee and offered few details on the scientific basis for the decision in the press briefing. The news follows the removal of black-box warnings from six menopause treatments in February, as patients across the US struggle with shortages of the patches.

When journalists asked for the evidence behind this decision, officials said it could be provided later."

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We matrons serve no viable purpose on this sick and twisted timeline. We're no longer young, taunt and fertile and have thus been deemed useless.

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Do not go gentle into that good night,

Old age should burn and rave at close of day;

Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

- Dylan Thomas

helenasgarden's avatar

Meanwhile, more and improved boner pills.

gallbladder's avatar

Up next: removing warning labels from cigarettes.

Bet on it.

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

I personally, look forward to finally having more lead-sweetened options in my foods.

gallbladder's avatar

Without knowing that they're there.

Wheeeeeeee!

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

Hey, why’s everybody getting more violent and dumber? It’s feeling like the 1920s through the 1980s again . . .

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Is this bad? This seems bad ...

𝗣𝗖 𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗽 𝗽𝗹𝘂𝗻𝗴𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝗽𝗲𝘀 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗮 𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝗳 𝗜𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗹’𝘀 𝘃𝗮𝗹𝘂𝗲

CEO predicts massive datacenter CPU boom, coming soon, but production problems mean Chipzilla may not cash in

https://www.theregister.com/systems/2026/10/30/pc-chip-plunge-wipes-out-a-quarter-of-intels-value/5306531

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

Well, Trump did recently buy a stake in Intel, didn't he?

Ted Cruz's Beard's avatar

The United States bought a 9% stake in Intel…

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

Pretty sure that Trump thinks that he gets to take that with him if he’s ever dragged out of the White House.

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The NASDAQ is down over 3% at mid-day, in the first significant daily change in a while.

Tetman Callis's avatar

It is not possible to "grow bigger dicks," though it is possible to "grow into bigger dicks," and you can take that any way you like.